I originally wasn't going to add a review, because it doesn't really warrant one...but I guess I'll throw some words up. Wolf mainly covered the movie though.
I guess it isn't the movie's fault that we were deceived into watching it as a "horror movie," so it isn't entirely fair to blame it...but I am anyway. We never said we weren't hypocrites here at Cheesy Movie Night. The website isn't called "Fair and Balanced Cheesy Movie Reviews That Make Sense Dot Com."
On top of it not being what it says, the movie is just plain crap. You like endless scenes of pointless, empty dialogue and annoying exposition? I guarantee you won't after this movie, as you will have your fill in the first five minutes.
There's something called the "Dawson's Creek Syndrome" where characters stand around and talk about how they feel for hours on end. Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure this movie here invented it. Not only do they discuss their 'deep' feelings constantly, they continually talk about whatever actions they are about to do. How exciting is that!? Personally, I do this; my life is like a bad kung-fu movie where I announce everything I'm about to do. Oh, and by the way, I'm about to type some more and give this dumbass movie a low, low score, then I'm going to quit watching movies for the rest of my life due to this travesty.
Actually, this crap has inspired me...into realizing that we need negative ratings for the site. There clearly needs to be something way below zero for this kind of stuff.
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