Fact: Anna Falchi is the most ridiculously gorgeous woman on the face of the planet. I have trouble believing she's real.

Fact 2: I liked this movie. The end.

Well, ok, I'll talk some more. I seriously had trouble writing that Synopsis up there, because really...well, it's hard to say what happens in this movie. To say it jumps around a lot, geez...one scene will be a hardcore zombie head explosion fest, the next a tender love scene or watching Gnaghi dig dirt or rake leaves. Our first time through here was pretty hard to follow, and while it certai

You know what, I'm going to stop there and talk about Falchi some more. I know people say "She's the hottest woman alive" all the time, but I'm pretty sure in this case it could be scientifically proven. There's math involved, high numbers, that I couldn't even begin to get into. The first time I saw her on screen I almost passed out.

Alright, sorry about that...the movie. I actually really had a good time watching it. The randomness of the movie didn't take away from anything, I'd hate to insinuate that, it actually made me want to pop it back in immediately and try and figure out what in the holy hell was going on.

The characters are all fleshed out pretty well, even Gnaghi, who has one whole line of dialogue the entire movie, the rest are grunts and the like. Rupert as Francisco Dellamorte is terrific; he plays him as a man completely settled in to his station in life, nothing to look forward to, no life left anywhere. In a world where the dead come back to life and he has to dispose of them, what use is hope? But then Anna Falchi comes into the picture (again and again, in various forms) and his world goes tumbling inside out and upside down.

What does it all mean? Who knows? Is it a personal movie, getting your own messages, or is there a specific point to the movie? Can decapitated heads really crawl on the ground like that? Probably not, but I'm not complaining.

Some of the magic in the movie really comes from the camerawork. The little blue spirit things that fly around the cemetery at night (despite seeing their wires...), Death himself making an impressive appearance, the moon in stale pond water, those types of things I really noticed while I was watching. Of course, visually, there's again Anna, but enough about her...just kidding. Even as a zombie she is just perfect.

Anycrap, if you like black comedies, zombie movies, mindtrips, strong characters, terrific visuals, and movies that really make you want to view it repeatedly...and Anna Falchi, this is your movie!

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