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Synopsis:

A group of actors and their flamboyant, asshole director (Alan) go out to a secluded island to practice some witchcraft. Alan has set everything up for one big huge practical joke, which is supposed to culminate into a big party.
They dig up 'Orville,' a corpse that Alan takes delight in messing with and pretending to marry (?). Orville ends up on a bed in an upstairs bedroom, when actress Anya flips out all of a sudden, claiming that Orville is talking to her.
The joke ends up being on Alan when his 'spellcasting' works. Soon the living dead are all over the island and kicking in the door, trying to get at the actors. Will anyone survive?

Cheeser Meter: 5.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1972
Copyright: 1972 Geneni
Tagline: You're invited to Orville's 'Coming-Out' Party...It'll be a scream...Yours!!!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Alan - Alan Ormsby
Val - Valerie Mamches
Paul - Paul Cronin
Terry - Jane Daly
Anya - Anya Ormsby
Jeff - Jeff Gillen
Emerson - Robert Philip
Roy - Roy Engleman

Director - Bob Clark
Written by - Alan Ornsby & Bob Clark

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Fox - 5.5 out of 10

We saw this one years ago when we first started our Cheesy Movie Night, way before the website was b ...

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Captain Cool - 5.5 out of 10

Fox basically hit most of it on the head about this film. Though my main reason for me was, again, ...

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Check list

Overacting - yes
PG rating - yes
Zombie intelligence - yes
Terrific music - no

Look For

Ass close-up!
And...scene's over?
Pointless slo-mo!
What the hell happened to the color?
'Trimble'... ha ha, very funny.
Hey...Orville's wearing gloves!
Extreme close-up!
Hit the zombie, not the cameraman! Too late.
Pointless slo-mo!

Best Lines

Groundskeeper - "Allawnianppensumbitch."

Jeff - "I'd whistle past the graveyard but my lips are afraid to be separated."

Alan - "In the case we are taken under siege and our supplies run low, rat stew!"
Terry - "In your case that'd be cannibalism."

Anya - "Rats don't mind people who don't mind them."

Terry - "Gee, Mr. Wizard, how do you get the litmus paper to turn blue?"
Alan - "Same way I get the egg in the Coke bottle, bitch."

Jeff - "I peed my pants. I peed my pants. I peed my pants. I peed my pants. I peed my pants. I peed my pants."

Final Verdict
Rent it, but remember the PG rating! Plus, check out the interview with director Bob Clark here.
Screen Shots:
Title Screen
'I peed my pants. I peed my pants. I peed my pants.'
Poor Orville...
The sacred ritual to raise the dead
Trimble....oh, I get it, it's funny. I see.
Even the zombies think you are an asshole!

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