Think of the Bus station as a 'toolbox' where a bunch of 'tools' coincidentally end up at waiting for the same bus that just happens to be late. Rather than do us all a favor and shut the fuck up, they decide to trade meaningless "ghost" stories. Only these aren't just any "ghost" stories. Oh no no no...More like foretelling for the bus ride to other side. Yeeeah buwoy!!!

Mason - Jesse Emery
Nelson - Bradford Boll
Marjorie Fitzsimmons
Jonathan Wolf
Kimberly Harbour
Tom McGee
Laurie Pennington

Directed and written by - Daniel Boyd

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Captain Cool - No out of 10

I guess maybe the peon who came up with this tripe snabbed a copy of that book from Matthew Lesko. You know, the guy who tells people how to obtain FREEEEE money for just about anything?

I will not admit to myself that someone cut these bums a check to poison the world with this grabage. (Yes GRABage!) I tried to get into the film because of the little 'twisted coincidence' that intertwined all of the characters. Only problem is, they suck at it.

The movie is abhorrently written (which is supposed to be a good thing) and drawn out with little or no desensitization. Well, I guess if you count the firecracker in the guys leg(?!) Three solid flags off the bat, including one for 'Man-ass', the other two were for cheating on the skin. Not that it matters because these 'asses' were far from thouroughbreds.

Fuck Troma, Lloyd Kaufman, fuck that pansy, pissant, annoying ass kid AND his friends of the same lineage. For their sake I hope they were drinking milk before I ever run into them. That goes for ANYONE associated with ANYTHING about this movie.

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Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no

Pretty obvious what type of station it is by the sign.
You also have a terrible fear of attractive.
A fucking montage. Great.
If you don't stop, I'm going to point at you again!
Very emotional pity scene...NOW!
Man-ass. F'n great.
Funny. Never knew there was professional barrier diving.
Extreme fun-house time.
"Mickey Mouse Club" copyright infringement.
Maybe it is better she dance alone.
He just got off shift from Wendy's? What a tool!
Hadookin!
Hadookin!

Tool - "Well it looks like we're all in for stiff backs and sore butts."

Another Tool - "Let me give you some advice, missy. Never, and I mean never, fall into a pool while operating an electric drill."

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