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    Crazies, The (1973)
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Synopsis:

"Trixie" is the name of a biological weapon created by the military. Evans City, PA is the location. Take a wild guess what happens.
Recipients of the chemical basically become insane and well do insane stuff. The military, being the geniuses they usually are in these situations, try to contain the problem imposing martial law and Texas justice because, you know, that's the answer for everything. A select few of citizens decide to try and escape the town take it to the "man". Will they succeed?

Cheeser Meter: 8.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1973
Copyright: 1973 Pittsburgh Films
Tagline: Why are the good people dying?
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Judy - Lane Carroll
David - Will MacMillan
Clank - Harold Wayne Jones
Colonel Peckem - Lloyd Hollar
Kathy Bolman - Lynn Lowry *Raised in the "A", biotch!*
Artie Bolman - Richard Liberty
Dr. Watts - Richard France
Major Ryder - Harry Spillman
Dr. Brookmyre - Will Disney
Lab Technician - Edith Bell
Brubaker - Bill Thunhurst
Shelby - Leland Starnes
General Bowen - A.C. McDonald
Hawks - Robert J. McCully
Sheriff Cooper - Robert Karlowsky

Directed by - George A. Romero
Written by - Paul McCollough & George A. Romero

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 9 out of 10

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Fox - 8 out of 10

If there was any sort of doubt in your mind Romero isn't fond of the military, I suggest checking ou ...

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Check list

Random violence- yes
Uppercut (but very close)- no
Bazooka shots- yes
A guy named Clank- yes
Editing- no

Look For

Reason #1,574 why I am not having children.
Just leave it the military. They know everything.
Yep. His name is Clank.
Rubble, Rubble!
Wonder what they're really saying?
Is that Richard Karn?
Ha-doo-kin!
Touchdown!
Extreme paintball
They went thataway.
Are they talking trhough bullhorns or something?
It's still daylight, you're not fooling us.
Man would you just shave that damn thing?!
It's dyynomitte!
Who brings a broom to a gunfight?
Gimmie back my string, bitch!
Quack, quack bitches.
You are not LL Cool J!
Who is he? Dr. Claw?!
Alright, I'm drowning the phone right now. Goodbye!
Damn, you're quick.
Aww-nah! We saw that, bitch!
Has everyone in this town been hit in the face with a shovel?
Man-ass + The Carpenters = The End? Why the hell not?

Best Lines

Dr. Brookmyre - "I need you like I need a hole in the head."

Brubaker - "Find out...what the weapon...will be needed...to burn out...the entire city."

Dr. Watts - "Jesus Christ! This is so random!"

Dr. Watts - "Soldier, stop the cahh! Orders my ass! Stop the cahh!"

Clank - "Man aintthissum shiiit-a?"

Clank - "Hey, I came up with a radio."
David - "What did it say? Anything about what's going on?"
Clank - "Nah. Just, uhh, music. It's really wierd."

Col. Peckem - "Nothing in this goddamn Army amazes me."

Dr. Watts - "Steek eet up your beeg eelectroneek fat asss!"

Clank - "I outta break your ass."

Final Verdict
Another blessing from Mr. Romero. Definitely seek this one out. It's kierrrayzaa!!!
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