Wow, it is hard to go back and watch this movie to get screen shots, but that is what I did on this wonderful 28th of February 2006 so I could review this masterpiece...

HA HA HA, now for the real scoop. If you rent this or buy it, you will have a hard time making it through the movie. It is one of those college films that somehow had enough money to make it into a local movie store when the movie crew was based in Statesboro, GA. Probably only made it because they knew someone at the store.

Honestly, I would skip this, the glowing hair people on the front are deceiving. The acting is way more than sub par and looks like movies that the crew could have made drunk. Scratch that, drunker than drunk. In fact blacked out face down in the tub.

I give it a zero, just because at least one thing happened that made me laugh, although I think that was it ending.

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I still remember, oh so long ago...must've been the spring of '01. Wolf and I headed up to a local video store to grab a movie to watch for that night's "Cheesy Movie Night."

I smelled the foul odor when I first entered the store. Wolf, somehow, was strangely attracted to it; like it was sitting there calling for him, beckoning. I pulled on his arm, screaming for him to ignore the call of the syren, but it was too late for him. Creepin' had gotten into his mind, and nothing could stop him from renting it and forcing us to watch it.

As he strapped me to the chair and shoved toothpicks in my eyes to keep my lids open, I wondered if the neon colors and confused looking people on the cover were just a front for a possible cinematic masterpiece. Nothing, I thought, could be as bad as looking at the cover.

42 hours later, when the movie finally ended and I wept blood for the lost time and begged Wolf to kill me lest I remember a single detail of this horrid abomination, I realized that there are worse things than death.

No plot, completely stupid and inane lines, moronic worthless characters; this movie is made of complete nonsense, and worst of all, it's unfunny complete nonsense. It was shot with someone's My First 8MM with a budget of 15 dollars (this money went to the wigs the kids were wearing) and was filmed in one day in a drunken, pot-filled haze. At least, I hope, because thinking of someone spending money and/or time on this makes me weep for humanity.

As I slipped into sweet, sweet unconsciousness from lack of food and sleep, I had only one thought:

Oh well, at least it isn't as bad as Seeds of Evil. Hurrah!

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