Synopsis:
Out west it's about the colors you wear. In the "Wild West" it's all about Cowboys and Injuns. Up north it's all about the "Jets" and the "Sharks". Here in Dayton, Ohio you're either a "Raven" or "Spider".
City of shattered dreams and broken promises, wayward souls are to either find refuge or fend for themselves. Our story centers on one such soul in particular by the name of Goose.
Goose is the leader of the "Ravens", however, his girlfriend, Christy, has had enough of is hijinks and nunchuk carjacking. She gives him an ultimatum: The "Ravens" or me.
Of course he punks out and goes with Christy. It's now open season on Goose as Danny, leader of the "Spiders", wants to take over everything and send Goose a message. So he puts a hit out on Goose's girl. The very thing Goose gave up cost him the love of his life. Goose is now a man on the edge. So after he dumps Christy's dead body in a trash compacter, he vows revenge on those responsible. Nevermore, Goose. Nevermore...
Year:
1988
Copyright:
1988 Smodeus Productions Inc.
Tagline:
He quit the gangs. They killed his girl. He became...
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Goose - Jim Van Bebber
Christy - Megan Murphy
Danny - Paul Harper
Keith - Ric Walker
Bone Crusher - Marc Pitman
Written & directed by - Jim Van Bebber
Captain Cool - 7 out of 10
I guess maybe Jim Van Bebber took a couple of Martial Arts classes and decided he could make a movie. I have to give the guy props though. He did all of his own stunts; even the part where he jumped over the fence. He also knows how to swing a meeean nunchuk. I suppose all he needed to do was fail a few more term papers in school to convince him he's a solid writer.
Then again, who am I to complain? All of the chracters were retarded, the action was hilarious and the gore was not spared. Well, that and apparently everyone, and I mean everyone, in Dayton packs a pistol. Either way, do yourself a favor and check this one out. It's very close to harboring a purchase in my book.
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Uppercut - no
Random violence-yes
Nunchuck carjacking-yes
Editing -no
Writing - no
Call m'now far your free readin'!
Noone saw that?
Who brings a knife to a "gunfight"?
Extreme painting with Goose and Danny.
Aw crap. Man-ass.
Demonsration?!
Rubble Rubble!
I think it's obvious who did the graffiti.
Funny, I'm not laughing.
Okay, we get the point. You hate people. Sheesh!
Never realized "Oujii" boards were so accurate.
Beer is bad.
Bazooka shot.
Wild teenage gang party!
GTA, bitches!
You have $100,000 and you still rob a guy for a $0.50 soda?
Go to sleep, bitch!
You wait until now to be artistic?
Danny - "Now get the fuck in the car! I wanna take you someplace safe."
Goose - "You're on our turf, scum-fuck!"
Goose - "Fuck your noise"
Goose - "I said I'm goin' out, I'm goin' out. I don't need some crank headed chick telling me what to do."
Keith - "Shit. I fuck like a buck."
Bone Crusher - "The intestines looked like little snakes coming out of her skin."
Burns - "We'll be in and out so fast, they won't have time to come."
Waitress - "Who's the other one for?"
Patron - "God."
Waitress - "Who?"
Patron - "I said the 'Lord', damn you. Go to the kitchen and make him some breakfast you heathen bitch!"
Keith - "Shit. I fuck like a buck."
7.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, 
