You'd be better off consulting Ms. Cleo or your "magic 8 Ball" and asking if something great is gonna happen to you in the next 88 minutes of your life before licking this vomit.

This fucking movie no-shows just about everything AND the plot is damn pointless. I don't know how James Avery got mixed up in this, but I guess we all have to start somewhere. At least I remember his name. I could care less about these other ass-clowns who let this virus loose on the population way back when. This movie has NOTHING going for it. The only good about this I am already numb from all of the tripe we've had to put up with, so I had no reason to get mad while watching this.

88 more minutes of my life gone. Best part is, I'll never know what 'might' have happened. Some adventure life turned out to be.

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Normally, when we review movies, I end up taking up at least one whole page of notes down for my memory later. Normally, even with the worst stuff we see, I can squeeze SOME blood out of the onion and find something at least somewhat memorable about it.

My one note for this movie? "????????????"

My other note on the page? Figuring out my raise for this year.

Man.

Yep, that about sums up what happened in the movie. Really, The Captain summed it up: this movie is Crappier then when Crap came to CrapTown. There's no plot, the title makes no sense; really, if they were going for some connection where "Daphne" gets revenge on the main character for his atrocties towards women in general I have to say, "No." That's really about it. Just, no, come on, seriously.

The only thing I found myself noticing as I continuously passed out was the horrific editing. When something that is this boring makes you actually notice ONE PART of it that's overly bad, damn. Scenes just cut off absolutely in the middle for no reason, it's like a bad Grindhouse film with very little sex, violence, fun, plot, point, or anything.

I just put my fingers back down on the keyboard after getting up and walking around a bit to wake myself up (we watched the movie a few days ago, but just thinking about it makes me violently sleepy), and I realized I was about to dissect the dialogue, structure, and other things that really don't make any difference really when speaking of this movie. This isn't Seeds of Evil level of incompetence, it's merely just shit-shit sharoo.

Obviously, I'm going to recommend that you NOT seek this one out. It goes to the bottom where it belongs.

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Ok, so you've read the two reviews above me. So why are you still here!? Go find another movie to watch.

This is a poorly done movie made by a bunch of California hippies who were obviously too doped up at the time of filming to realize that the camera was on or off.

"Deadly Daphne" is a psychotic woman who shows up for two seconds in the movie. Every part of this movie makes you want to strangle yourself to death. It will literally give you a migraine and a half.

Just stay away from it. Really, go do some crack or something else, but don't watch this movie.

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