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"Don't Go In The House" Boxart
Synopsis:

A disturbed man who was tortured by his mother comes home from work one day to find that she's dead. He celebrates with some disco and by jumping on furniture, only to hear voices in his head, telling him he's evil. He infers from the voices that he should kill extremely stupid young women who get in his truck with him with no provocation at all. Well, that's what I got anyway. He buys a flame-retardant suit (from a camping store?) and a flamethrower (what the hell?) and proceeds to burn everybody he can get his hands on. His friend Bobby tries to help Donald unwind, thinking he's just high strung because he's been skipping work. The two go out with some girls, but Donald goes crazy and throws fire (not a typo) onto the girl; her brother chases him down, and he goes home, picking up some more girls on the way. Bobby and Father Gerritty, who tried to help Donald earlier, go to Donald's house to help him. Will they get their in time before Donald kills the girls, or before the brother kills him?

Cheeser Meter: 4.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1979
Copyright: 1979 Turbine Films, Inc.
Tagline: You Have Been Warned!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Wolf Zombie who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Donald - Dan Grimaldi
Mrs. Kohler - Ruth Dardick
Bobby - Robert Osth
Father Gerritty - Ralph D. Bowman
Kathy - Johanna Brushay

Director - Joseph Ellison
Written by - Joseph Ellison, Ellen Hammill & Joseph Masefield

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew

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Wolf Zombie - 4 out of 10

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Check list

Pointless nudity- yes
Random violence- yes
Uppercuts- no
Random explosions- yes
Double-chinned ass- yes

Look For

You can buy flame retardant suits at a camping store?
Large Eggs!
Dude, watch the camera!
The fire jumped to the back of her head how?
Apparently stutter = drunk.
Three bodies and ... like fifteen stand up?

Best Lines

Donald's Boss - "The guy goes up in flames and you stand there like a faggot!"

Guy on street - "Baby I'll give you a rideWahoohoohoo!"

Kathy - "Can I have a cab sent Plugggh!"

Final Verdict
While you make sure that you do not go in the house, also be sure you do not watch this movie. Find a friend's copy and watch the first couple of scenes, then stop before you get an infection!
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