A gaggle of mental patients go crazy when their doctor is murdered by one of the patients, due to his lax views on restraints (and axes!) Luckily, his assistant doctor is able to take over and keep the populace under control.
Meanwhile, a nurse moves into town and attempts to get a job at the asylum. Little does she know that the hospital has a terrible secret! And, I bet you couldn't guess where that terrible secret is! I'll give you a hint...it's somewhere in or around the basement area!!!
9.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, 
Sam - Bill McGhee
Charlotte - Rosie Holotik
Judge - Gene Ross
Danny - Jessie Kirby
Dr. Stephens - Michael Harvey
Dr. Masters - Annabelle Weenick
Directed by - S.F. Brownrigg
Written by - Thomas Pope & Tim Pope
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Ahh yes. The damn reason we started this crazzah page. Well, that and Justine. Many a' movie hath wandered on to my ship and many hath been made to walk the plank. Many hath also managed to stay on board. But there is only one that I would allow to steer m'boat and if you're reading this you just answered your own question you didn't ask.
Hotties, a crazy hottie who gets naked like every 2.67 minutes (I timed it. So shut up.), more crazy people, and no thought whatsoever as to what the hell this story is about and where it leads to. Oh, oh can't forget the puddin' pops! That and this fucker gives you one of the most random endings ever. Best of all, just about NONE of this has to do with that dag'burned basement! Score!!!
This film may have been aptly titled "The Forgotten" for a reason. I imagine somewhere along the line that various people who had a hand in this quit and walked, thus, forcing a lot of this filmed to be "on the fly". I'd bet cold hard cash that one of the cast was a director for a few scenes.
Fox basically hit all nails on the head. Though he forgot to mention the lovely Rosie Holotik. Well, I guess I just did. Damn she was hot! Had she showed any skin at all it would have put this movie over. But alas, we given the aftermath of her shower which means we are treated to a damnass towel! It is a bit shallow, but hey, you want a perfect score you better deliver a perfect film. I concur the film did drag, but makes no matter to me, I still love it t'death! Again, if you're still not convinced, stay around to the end. You shan't be disappointed.
Like many other sites that do the score of points and halves, you'd better believe that my score reads more like a 9.9. Own it!
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Ahh yes. The damn reason we started this crazzah page. Well, that and Justine. Many a' movie hath w ...
This damn movie added so many catch phrases to our vocabulary...
"Guilty!"
"Texas Justice!"
"Whar's muh prunes?"
...and so forth. I remember the Captain and I sitting in front of the tv with our mouths agape as we stared in disbelief at the awesomeness that was transpiring before us.
You know the movie is going to start out strong when one of the first scenes is a doctor getting axed in the head. Starts out strong, keeps going strong.
Inside the asylum we get a nice array of characters, all with some mental disorder that separates them. One with Vietnam flashbacks, one judge who lost it after too much stress, one nympho/love addict, and Carrot Top. Well, it sure damn looks like Carrot Top, and he is just as annoying, so let's just call him Carrot Top. So between all the crazy characters, Scooby-Doo mystery that can be figured out in about 4 seconds, and a BODY COUNT FOR THE END CREDITS, you have a great ride ahead of you as soon as you are graced with its presence. I definitely recommend grabbing this and being amazed...and don't listen to Grandma Death there, you should watch it again and again!
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This damn movie added so many catch phrases to our vocabulary... ...
Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Pimpin' 70's soundtrack - yes
Carrot Top?
Killed with a suitcase?
TITLE...and back to the movie.
Wait, what? Wasn't it summer a minute ago?
Charlotte stands up, and her head disappears...
Mega reading glasses!
Charlotte just washed her face, but missed all her make-up?
Damn, he's lovin' that popsicle.
Sitar = mystery?
All she wants is some lovin'!
The bedspread matches the curtains?
Yeah, sitar = mystery.
Luckily, the mental patients have full access to butcher knives.
Slapping cures insanity, I saw it.
Well, mega sitar must = mega mystery!
The Dr.'s initials were B.S.?
Redeath by toy boat!
Talk about Texas Justice!
One final popsicle Sam.
Body count for the credits! Hell yeah!
Sam - "I bet she didn't! Pbbbth!"
Masters - "We're a family, they're family, and everyone helps with the chores."
Mrs. Callingham - "Geeet ouuuut! Geeeeeet ouuuut! And never, never come baaaaack!"
Judge - "Ripe strawberries are the color of blood."
Judge - "Shroud your nakedness! You're indecent!"
Allison - "I taste like strawberries!"
Charlotte - "Do you get out often?"
Mrs. Callingham - "It's you who needs to get out!!"
Charlotte - "Sorry to bother you when you're busy."
Masters - "It's alright have a chair."
Masters - "No one's beyond us. We're always getting closer." (this line has almost no context)
Judge - "Objection overruled!"
Ray the phone guy - "Now look what you've done!" (again, no context!)
Sam - "Sometimes, Dr. Stephens tells me about Ms. Charlotte. Bluhh!"
Carrot Top Danny - "There's nothing there. You're cuh-ray-zah!"
Judge - "The trial has been held. The verdict...GUILTY!"
Mrs. Callingham - "Geeet ouuuut! Geeeeeet ouuuut! And never, never come baaaaack!" (yes, again, but this time she's talking to YOU, fool!)
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