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    Exorcism (1979)
"Exorcism" Boxart
Synopsis:

A couple of hotties who perform wierd "S&M" type shows and their 'lovers' decide to stage a mock "Black" mass. Unfortunately for them, Vogel, a priest, catches the perfomance and thinks it's all real. Armed with the "Sword of the Lord", Vogel decides to take out those who are "possessed" and extract their "demons".
Some "Sword". It's a fucking switchblade...

Cheeser Meter: 5.0 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1979
Copyright: 1979 Cetelci S.A., Eurocine, Gold Internacional Films, Tritón P.C.
Tagline: What, you mean a decent Franco film?!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Anne - Lina Romay
Martine - Catherine Lafferière
Vogel - Jesus Franco
Rose - Nadine Pascal
Countess - Nicolas France
Pierre - Pierre Taylou
Malou - Roger Germanes
Maria - Monica Swinn
David - Sam Marée
Gina - Caroline Rivière
Tanner - Olivier Mathot

Directed by - Jesus Franco

Written by - Henri Bral de Boitselier,
Jesus Franco, James C. Garner, & Marius Lesoeur

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew

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Captain Cool - 5.5 out of 10

Well, finally, a decent film by Franco. Surprised? Yeah, so am I. I wouldn't clamor to buy it, but ...

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Fox - 4.5 out of 10

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Check list

Pointless wardrobe - yes
Random violence (yeah right)- yes
Uppercut - no
"Sword of the Lord" - no

Look For

Damn! Don't waste anytime do they?
No shame. Gotta love it.
Turn down your tie!
Is she dancing or having a seizure?
Super-groovy-dance-break-bar-scene go!
Damn! Make yourself at home, indeed!
Tag! You're dead.
Hey itza me! Mario!
Why does Satan get all the hotties?
Chocolate sauce?
Geez. They'll start a fire with all that rubbing.
Excuse me. Ex-excuse me, sorry, excuse me.
What hairpiece?
Alriiight. Time to smoooth it out for all the lovers out there...
Ultra coomboooo!!!
I'm just gonna sit here and look cool while I put 2 & 2 together.
Ultra combooooo!!!
Knife!
Hadookin!
Must be "lounge" night at the Black mass.
Seriously, could the cameraman be anymore obvious?!
Hadookin!
I'm just gonna, uhh, look cool and a 2&2 again. See my fur coat?
Extreme chase sequence.
Cameraman must be drunk again.
Warning shot then shoot him? Fair enough. With a cap gun no less.

Best Lines

Raymond - "He's really a wierdy."

Inspector - "You college boys never made mistakes like ordinary cops, but this mistake really hurts."

Final Verdict
Eh, not a bad watch. Thankfully it's not as lame as Franco's other films.
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