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Synopsis:

When a bunch of dead kids are unearthed in a prison basement, a team of random people are brought in to try and figure out the mystery so the place can be razed. Unfortunately for the investigators as well as the local town, crazy monsters appear and start throwing them down and ripping out their teeth! The whole ordeal starts to become too familiar to forensic anthropologist Preston, who talks to several people and remembers he was actually in the movie Exorcist: The Beginning. Can he find his way back to his own movie?

Cheeser Meter: 2.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 2006
Copyright: Fallen Angels Productions
Tagline: Not All Angels Are Guardians
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Preston - Michael Kaliski
Taylor - Michael Dorn
Westin - Bill Moseley
Mort - Michael Berryman
Kajal - David Hess
Waltz - Kevin McCarthy

Written & Directed by - Jeff Thomas

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Fox - 2 out of 10

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Check list

Random violence - yes
Pointless nudity - no
Uppercuts - no
Editing - no
Lighting - no

Look For

Wow, gratuitous butt shot.
No, it's pee. You're not THAT drunk.
You could actually use that flashlight.
Don't fight back or anything.
Them? The giant ants are the bad guys?
That must be her official "drawing face"
It was a simple question...why the big stare?
Was she licking him to death? Was that what just happened here?
WHY IS R.J. FLETCHER YELLING
Yeah, a mission that looks just like the same location we've been on the whole time.
Hey wow, a decent shot sequence!
Oh wait, it's ruined.
Time to go to sleep!

Best Lines

Mort - "A computer...means it's...impossible...to forget."

Stillman - "Stillman here, getting real freaked out. Copy."

Some Cop - "Size 13. He was a real big M.F."

Taylor - "You have access to the blueprints don't you SON OF A BITCH!"

Final Verdict
No real reason to watch unless you want to say "Ooh! I remember him!" a lot.
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