You dare sell me a tale of hellspawn reaking havoc on a shcool only to 'no-show' any real violence/gore, cheat ridiculously on everything? You must be in love with the color yellow. Well fear not, we'll give you some free publicty, you fucking tool.

Fuck you LaLoggia...And since you like looking at men's asses so much, you can kiss mine.

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So someone finally combined Grease and The Omen? What took so damn long?

I really think this movie was supposed to be a musical. The costumes, the soundtrack, the...fabulousness of the characters - it all screams musical. It definitely would've been more entertaining that way in any case.

The basic premise seemed like it might've been interesting - Lucifer himself getting offed one night and coming back for a rematch with the angels that killed him - but combining that with some tale of the awkwardness of being a bisexual teenager and including random popular songs like "Blitzkrieg Bop" shot it into a realm of silliness.

Yes, I'm pretty sure that's what was going on with poor Andrew here. He likes the cute naked boys (as does Frank LaLoggia I imagine - NTTAWWT) but also steals away some tool's girlfriend...who turns out to be one of the angels? How does that work? Anyway Andrew is sexually confused, hence why he dresses up and sounds like a German tranny in the last part of the movie and raises the dead. Well, maybe not the raising the dead part, but that didn't have any point to it anyway so who cares.

This brings up one thing - Andrew kisses/gets kissed by the big bully (not exactly something I remember from when I was a kid) in the shower and the bully freaks out because...why? Later nothing is changed and bully man is dressed like John Travolta and still violent and fucking his girlfriend with a gun. You know, normal stuff. Later Andrew gives the bully breasts and kisses him again. I mean, obviously.

It did seem like there was a solid idea behind the movie but it all fell apart. Stefan Arngrim, who plays Andrew, thought the best way to show "emotion" and "intensity" was by violently vibrating which was a bit odd. Luckily satellite characters wildly make up for this, like the crazy ass coach who kills a guy via a dodgeball while shouting "Get him! Hit him! KILL THE SON OF A BITCH!" Andrew's father was great too, randomly freaking the hell out and destroying a bar, cakes, etc.

Couple of good shots, as well - one at the beginning when Lucifer is first shown, and also a nice try with a mirror that was unfortunately fucked up by the actresses. I also liked the baptism scene, especially with the baby shooting blood everywhere and hitting the altar boy in the face...though honestly it looked a little suspect with the priest standing next to him. Hmmm....

Can't really recommend. Even if you really like naked dudes, which there are a lot of here, the movie was ridiculous and dated as all hell, and not even in a funny way. I'm giving it a few notches for the gym scene and for the basic premise which unfortunately wasn't backed up by a good movie.

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