Andrew is born of the lineage of the Anti-christ, Lucifer. His parents end up nuts. Andrew is mad at the damn world because he looks like a "fruit" and eventually goes "Ziggy Stardust" on anyone who picks on him in school. Two women are bound together to put a stop to him with lasers in what looks to come off as a spin off of "Xanadu".

Andrew - Stefan Arngrim
Mr. Williams - Barry Cooper
Mrs. Williams - Alice Sachs
Father Daly - Frank Birney
Tony - Daniel Eden
Marie - Roslyn Gugino
Mark - Paul Haber
Mikhail/Margaret - Elizabeth Hoffman
Rafael/Father Damon - Jack Holland
Gabrielle/Hulie - Kathleen Rowe McAllen
Lucifer - Richard Jay Silverthorn

Written & Directed by - Frank LaLoggia

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
More MANASS than you can shake a, nevermind - yes

Man-ass. That's 1.
That's a bad demon!
I see you! you ain' slick!
Nope. Can't see me, I'm invisible.
Damn old people. They're all crazy.
Soundtrack provided by Billy Joel.
Oooh ssnnap!
Staight thuggin' in my yellow ass jacket.
More man-ass...That's 2.
0.73 seconds of female anatomy.
Hadookin!
Groundbreaking SFX.
You're proposing?! What a looser!!!!
High-school gym shower scene complete with, you guessed it, even more man-ass! That's 3.
It's obvious the director cares not of scathing his viewers brain.
Even more *yack!* man-ass! That's 4.
Extreme dodgeball.
Hadoo-DIZamn!
Fucking cripes is this a horror movie or the fucking Lifetime Channel?!
He's not Jesus!
I told you I'm not John Travolta!
Man-ass shot # 5, people! *seething sarcasm*
Holy shit! Maybe he really is Jesus!
Great. Now he's Ziggy Stardust.
Female anatomy!..attached to a guy. *grrrr!!!*
I'll show you! I'll stab myself!
So the chicks no-show yet it's implied we wanna see more man-ass, eh?! By now our anger has turned to that of the death of our soul.
Care Bear stare!

Frank LaLoggia - "They're funding my movie!!!"