I'm not sure why I gave this movie the socre of "0", though it may have something to do with the 'awesome' fight scenes? Or was it the great SFX? Hmm, I don't remem...oh yeah, now I do. Marcie was cute. That's it. The end.

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Jeff Burr??? The douche that ruined Pumpkinhead 2 and a whole bunch of other films? Oh HELL no. The damn box on this piece of crap says it's from 1972, which really fucking confused me when it started up and the camera was obviously from...well, the 80's. It looks exactly like one of my favorite insanity flicks, Death by Dialogue.

Unfortunately, this movie doesn't even have the batshit crazy going for it. A bunch of people go to Mexico, isolated area, blah blah blah. A guy in a cowboy outfit starts killing them, etc...though a slightly interesting twist occurs when apparently the town is a film set and the killer was just some actor. "Actor."

There are some funny moments - a lot of really bad slo-mo, particularly when the bad guy starts showering in sparks like he's a damn firework. They used an incredibly obvious dummy with a not-even-close-to-human mask for the big "death" scene, and the whole thing is in pointless slo-mo, and his screaming is slowed down, and I thought I was going to die from laughing, hence where some semblance of a score comes from.

Other than that the movie is stupidly incompetent. Luckily the director decided to throw in the towel after this movie...possibly DURING this time, considering the final outcome.

On top of all that, the movie is a waste of time, as everyone that died - yeah, just a dream, or something. Everybody's ok, the car works again, no dummies turned into fireworks. A great love song (???) to take us out over the credits and we're done. Yeah! Avoid.

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