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    Hostel (2005)
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Synopsis:

Three guys backpacking across Europe looking for sex and a good time are told of a hostel in Slovakia where the women will do anything. A long train ride from Amsterdam brings them to a small town that consists of a train station and a factory. After a night of partying, drinking, drugs, and sex they find out what this hostel truly is for.

Cheeser Meter: 7.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 2005
Copyright: 2005
Tagline: Welcome To Your Worst Nightmare
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Wolf Zombie who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Jay Hernandez - Paxton
Derek Richardson - Josh
Eythor Gudjonsson - Oli
Barbara Nedeljakova - Natalya
Jan Vlasák - The Dutch Businessman
Jana Kaderabkova - Svetlana
Jennifer Lim - Kana
Keiko Seiko - Yuki
Lubomir Bukovy - Alex
Jana Havlickova - Vala
Rick Hoffman - The American Client

Written and Directed by - Eli Roth

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Wolf Zombie - 7 out of 10

This movie was great. Not in a sense that it was the best movie ever made, but it kept moving. It ...

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Fox - 8 out of 10

First, go here for my angry, rambling, mostly pointless essay on the various themes most people seem ...

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Check list

Nudity - Yes
Dark Humor - Yes
Creepy Kids in a Gang - Yes
Uppercut - No
Angela Lansbury - No

Look For

What foreshadowing?
Damn, power 'stache!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre visual reference!
Strip! Disco!
He wasn't actually whistling...
All three in a row? That's convenient.
The head goes Squish!
Suicide Club reference!

Best Lines

Ollie - "Of course my horse!"

Paxton - "Edward Saladhands just groped Josh."

Paxton - "Jugs!"

Ollie - "I'm so happy I shaved my balls!"

Takashi - "Be careful."
Paxton - "Why's that?"
Takashi - "You could spend all of your money...in there."

Final Verdict
Dark humor, gore, beautiful women, looks like a winner!
Screen Shots:
Title Screen
"So glad I shaved my balls!"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre visual reference!
"You could lose all your money...in there."
Yeah, you might need those

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