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Synopsis:

The means streets of NYC (of course) are being taken hostage by a serial murderer who apparently has a fetish for biting its victims (you don't say) and not one soul knows anything about him. They do know his name, which in this case is Eddie. He sets up an interview to reveal the "truth" with television reporter Karen White at a porn shop of all places. Too bad for her he intends to maul her just like the others. It's also too bad that Eddie doesn't know Karen is wired and the cops roll up and decide to practice "Texas Justice" and light his ass up.
Traumatized by the whole ordeal, Karen is sent to a retreat in the woods along with her hubby to try and get past all of this. The other "patients" are all crazy in their own way as well. (Take a guess...) Things take a turn for the worst when a bunch of strange happenings begin involing cattle, wolves, and cooking oil.
Don't bother askin' us how close to the book this one sticks.

Cheeser Meter: 6.8 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1981
Copyright: 1981 AVCO Embassy Pictures, International Film Investors, & Wsetcom Productions
Tagline: Imagine your worst fear a reality
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Karen - Dee Wallace-Stone
Dr. Wagner - Patrick Macnee
Chris - Dennis Dugan
William - Christopher Stone
Terry - Belinda Balaski
Fred - Kevin McCarthy
Erle - John Carradine
Sam - Slim Pickens
Marsha - Elisabeth Brooks
Eddie - Robert Picardo
Donna - Margie Impert
Charlie - Noble Willingham
Jerry - James Murtaugh
Lew - Jim McKrell

Written by - John Sayles &
Terence H. Winkless
Based on novel by - Gary Brandner
Directed by - Joe Dante

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew

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Captain Cool - 6.5 out of 10

Yep, found another "Legitamte" film. Fucking yay! Well, not in a bad way per se. The film isn't too ...

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Fox - 7 out of 10

Joe Dante always has straddled the area between horror and camp really well, and this entry is no di ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! - yes

Look For

Guess that answers her question.
Damn old people. They're all crazy.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha indeed!
Can't tell if those are wolves or a J'Lo CD.
Ewwww. Nasty, slobbery, furry, werewolf lovin'.
Bad werewolf! That's a bad werewolf!
Hadookin!
What?! No carnage to the hapless female victim? That's a flag.
Why run when you can watch him transform?
See? he has the right idea.
Chris is the fucking man!
She must be the poodle breed of werewolf.

Best Lines

Bill - "I'm looking for my wife"
Marsha - "Why?"

Donna - "Oh Jesus."
Karen - "Christ."

K.C. - "You kill somethin' that you don't eat that's a sin."

Final Verdict
"L" flavored product that doesn't taste too bad if you can get past the fur. *wah wah* [Word of warning: Beware the sequels!]
Trailer

Screen Shots:
Title screen
Eddie in the porn booth
Sloppy wolvie cartoon love; furries rejoice
How long is his damn arm???
Someone is happy about his transformation scene
Poodle-wolf?

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