Albert is a mentally deranged rich kid who is locked away in a minimum security mental ward for attacking his mother. He continually claims that she is a whore, and would have been stoned to death in the Middle Ages.
After attacking a nurse, the hospital has no choice but to send him to a full-out mental institution. However, Albert escapes, and heads out to find his mother. Instead, he encounters Alice, his mother's maid. He forces her to strip and sing, then kills her.
Annie, Alice's daughter, comes home from school to find Albert at the house. She recognizes him, and he tells her that her mother wants her to stay at home, because she is at the doctor's office. Albert then tells Annie that he wants to go to Magic Mountain with her. So he gets some money and they go out to Magic Mountain, which ends up being closed for the winter. Instead, they steal a trolley, and hang out at a lake.
Anyway, everyone is concerned that this psycho has little orphan Annie (couldn't help it) in his grasp, so they look for him...mainly by the detective calling his wife and everyone else sitting around.
Will Albert kill Annie? Will he forget entirely about the main plot of the movie (and the title) and totally forget about killing his mom? Will there loads of pointless slow motion of people running in circles? Watch and see!
Albert - Zooey Hall
Annie - Geri Reischl
Mrs. Robertson - Joanne Moore Jordan
Detective - Greg Mullavy
Alice - Marlene Tracy
Dr. Burton - Frank Whiteman
Starts out great, full of action. It's already gaining points since it has mental institution guards in it. This movie was definitely an inspiration for Michael Jackson. It's got the hat, the jacket, the shoes, the hair, the face, and most of all... and extremely mentally ill main character. He is delusional into thinking he is a matador, and needs everything "pure". I recommend this movie for some interesting looks into the King of Pop's beginnings.
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Starts out great, full of action. It's already gaining points since it has mental institution guard ...
Wow...I don't really know what to say about this movie, except that I agree with Wolf on this one. Hey MJ, is this where you got your beginnings? Weird. But there are some funny scenes, and funny lines. Not too much blood and gore, but the psychotic character sort of makes up for it. I recommend this movie for a giggle.
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Wow...I don't really know what to say about this movie, except that I agree with Wolf on this one. ...
Ponder: This movie came out in 1972. The main character looks, dresses, and sometimes talks like Michael Jackson...plus he fancies little kids. Coincidence, or foretelling the future?
Bottom line, this movie was hilarious, plus the director actually had a few pretty good ideas. For instance, the use of color when Albert is thinking about molesting the little kid is interesting, as the little kid's room is completely bathed in innocent blue while Albert's is soaked in temptuous, lustful red.
Yes, the whole pedophile part of the movie is creepy and rather unsettling. What that has to do with Albert dismembering his mother, I don't know, unless you want to try some psychological tie with ruining this kid's life because his was so bad etc. etc. Either way, the title of this movie has almost nothing to do with the actual movie. Albert makes passing comments on how he hates his mother, but ultimately his fate ends up being turned into a mannequin.
Subtext aside, the movie is really poorly put together. Like I said, there are some good ideas, but the editing is so bad at times that I actually thought my tape (yeah...no DVD here) was broken. Turns out...ha ha, fancy that...it's just horrible editing.
The director went on to make a million direct to video atrocities, including one called "Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla," so you can imagine ultimately what you get here. On top of that, though, is a rather interesting yet unintentionally hilarious movie that actually succeeds to be creepy at times. If you can find the damn thing, I recommend snagging it.
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Ponder: This movie came out in 1972. The main character looks, dresses, and sometimes talks like Mic ...
Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - no
Pointless nude dancing - yes
Editing - no
Broadway rape (No...stop it...)
Institutional workers...don't ask, don't tell!
That was a one-leg up super-spank!
Instaphone! No dialing, no ringing! Hell, no picking it up!
Can you drink some water or something and quit smacking??
The phone only rang once! She hasn't picked it up yet!
Air raid sirens? Bad editing!
Why did the world just skip?
That hat...indescribable. You have to see it to believe it! It's where Michael Jackson got his look.
Yum-Yum Tree!
Coke plug!
19 cent hot dogs!
The matador scene...
THEY HAVE A THEME SONG????
Pepsi plug!
Pastrami tacos?
Why is there a meat cleaver in a mannequin factory??
Poor Albert, fell and broke like a mannequin.
Institution worker - "You're the one who should be killed you miserable bastard!"
Albert - "My mother's a whore. In the Middle Ages she would have been stoned to death."
Albert - "What good is breeding if all it results in is a multiplication of worms."
Albert - "Every... comeoncomeon!"
Albert - "D..d..d..d..dance! C..c..c..c..come onnnnn!"
Detective - "See one of these people after one of these idiots whacks them up with an axe. I'm sorry, with all due respect ma'am."
Anything the detective says Jesus Christ for Chrissakes!
Albert - "Did you ever think that God could be in the jaws of a shark?"
Albert - "Mother, I've killed you but you still exist."
Guy in Pool Hall - "Forget him, he talks fruity."
Girl in Pool Hall - "Do you know my grandfather was George Washington's horse?"
Albert - "Does the name Robertson mean anything to you?"
Girl in Pool Hall - "Yeah...nothing."





