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Synopsis:

Albert is a mentally deranged rich kid who is locked away in a minimum security mental ward for attacking his mother. He continually claims that she is a whore, and would have been stoned to death in the Middle Ages.

After attacking a nurse, the hospital has no choice but to send him to a full-out mental institution. However, Albert escapes, and heads out to find his mother. Instead, he encounters Alice, his mother's maid. He forces her to strip and sing, then kills her.

Annie, Alice's daughter, comes home from school to find Albert at the house. She recognizes him, and he tells her that her mother wants her to stay at home, because she is at the doctor's office. Albert then tells Annie that he wants to go to Magic Mountain with her. So he gets some money and they go out to Magic Mountain, which ends up being closed for the winter. Instead, they steal a trolley, and hang out at a lake.

Anyway, everyone is concerned that this psycho has little orphan Annie (couldn't help it) in his grasp, so they look for him...mainly by the detective calling his wife and everyone else sitting around.

Will Albert kill Annie? Will he forget entirely about the main plot of the movie (and the title) and totally forget about killing his mom? Will there loads of pointless slow motion of people running in circles? Watch and see!

Cheeser Meter: 7.3 out of 10 (Based on 4 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1972
Copyright: 1972 Romal Films
Tagline: ...May She Rest in Pieces
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Wolf Zombie who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Albert - Zooey Hall
Annie - Geri Reischl
Mrs. Robertson - Joanne Moore Jordan
Detective - Greg Mullavy
Alice - Marlene Tracy
Dr. Burton - Frank Whiteman

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Wolf Zombie - 8 out of 10

Starts out great, full of action. It's already gaining points since it has mental institution guard ...

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Smidlett - 7 out of 10

Wow...I don't really know what to say about this movie, except that I agree with Wolf on this one. ...

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Fox - 8 out of 10

Ponder: This movie came out in 1972. The main character looks, dresses, and sometimes talks like Mic ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - no
Pointless nude dancing - yes
Editing - no

Look For

Broadway rape (No...stop it...)
Institutional workers...don't ask, don't tell!
That was a one-leg up super-spank!
Instaphone! No dialing, no ringing! Hell, no picking it up!
Can you drink some water or something and quit smacking??
The phone only rang once! She hasn't picked it up yet!
Air raid sirens? Bad editing!
Why did the world just skip?
That hat...indescribable. You have to see it to believe it! It's where Michael Jackson got his look.
Yum-Yum Tree!
Coke plug!
19 cent hot dogs!
The matador scene...
THEY HAVE A THEME SONG????
Pepsi plug!
Pastrami tacos?
Why is there a meat cleaver in a mannequin factory??
Poor Albert, fell and broke like a mannequin.

Best Lines

Institution worker - "You're the one who should be killed you miserable bastard!"

Albert - "My mother's a whore. In the Middle Ages she would have been stoned to death."

Albert - "What good is breeding if all it results in is a multiplication of worms."

Albert - "Every... comeoncomeon!"

Albert - "D..d..d..d..dance! C..c..c..c..come onnnnn!"

Detective - "See one of these people after one of these idiots whacks them up with an axe. I'm sorry, with all due respect ma'am."

Anything the detective says Jesus Christ for Chrissakes!

Albert - "Did you ever think that God could be in the jaws of a shark?"

Albert - "Mother, I've killed you but you still exist."

Guy in Pool Hall - "Forget him, he talks fruity."

Girl in Pool Hall - "Do you know my grandfather was George Washington's horse?"

Albert - "Does the name Robertson mean anything to you?"
Girl in Pool Hall - "Yeah...nothing."

Final Verdict
Definitely pick this up for purchase if you can find it. Offers a lot for the comedic value, and is a decent movie in itself.
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