"Gol'darned hippies!" is the soup of the day for the sleepy town of Valley Hills. Well, in this case, "Gol'darned satanic worshippin' hippies!". The group of "punkers" make an effort causing all kinds of trouble and raping one of the townsfolk in the process. The Granpappy don't take too kindly to that and decides to extract some "Texas Justice", however, he's unsuccessful. Now it's up to his grandson to take the law into his own hands.
So what does he do? Well, what any normal kid would do. Find a dog infected with rabies, shoot it, and inject the infected blood into some meatpies for the hippies to "enjoy".
"Com'n get it" indeed.

Horace - Bhaskar Roy Chowdhury
Sue-Lin - Jadine Wong
Molly - Rhonda Fultz
Rollo - George Patterson
Pete - Riley Mills
Roger - Jack Damon
Mildred - Elizabeth Marner-Brooks
Doc Banner - Richard Bowler
Andy - Tyde Kierney
Sylvia - Iris Brooks
Shelly - Alex Mann

Written & directed by - David E. Durston

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Captain Cool - 5.5 out of 10

I do remember reading this one got paired with "I Eat Your Skin" as a Drive-In double bill, but I have no intentions of hunting down the latter.

I'm a fan of the "ol' skool", but this one fell a little flat with me.

It drags way to much for my tastes. Yeah it has it bright spots, but they're too spread out. The dialogue and SFX are hilarious. Either the writers just suck or the whole damn town is suffering from ADHD. One minute, the characters all know what's going on, then the next, oblivious. The skin ratio is evened out, so the naysayers can shut the fuck up. Doesn't help for the annoying sound FX and music. The whole thing ends up being a PSA against LSD and STD's.

I still gotta give out props, though. If anything, it does give good reason for the fellas to never "jump without a parachute".

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Wolf Zombie - 4.5 out of 10

Man o Man... Where to start on this one... Come on. Help me out here. No really.

Ok, so group of satanic hippies (including Tonto) take over this old "hotel" which is infested with rats. They proceed to get rabies from some "meat" pies, fed to them by the ever so whitty "I wanna be a veterenarian" kid.

I have to say, I think the best scene in this movie is the construction workers chasing everyone through the river. These guys also get to do some sensless beating toward the end. What I can't figure out still, is why this group of construction workers aren't trying to kill each other, when everyone else in the town is?!

This town has no real layout, one second it is the great plains, next the mountains, then a river. The movie itself was pretty slow, which luckily I was pretty bored when I started watching it, so no problem there for me. The gore was there, but with sensless killing of animals also (big NO).

They tried with the gore, the sounds and music were classic 70s "wah wah", and they did have some blatent nudity.

I'd say if killing animals for entertainment doesn't bother you, rent it.

BTW, Fox, I'm not sure what you are talking about with the chinese lady. She is the one in the ceremony at the very beginning of the movie.

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Pointless nudity- yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut- no
Fun with broken Casio- yes
"Just say NO" to "L stuff"- yes
"Meatpies"?! - yes

Who the fuck is he, Conan?!
Does he really need to say all of that naked?
Did you say "Stab her" or "Stop her"?
Well I'm sure he didn't say "rape her". Sheesh!
That's just wrong. Heheh!
You'll need two hands for those hams.
Poor rats. What'd they ever do?
Someone please shut off that damn vacuum!
Wait a second! Didn't he already tell you last night?!
I challange you to a duuueeel.
What are you standing there for?
Wha-What did I do wrong?
Texas Justice!
Fun with prosthetics, again.
Damn! She went through all of them?!
"Boah Konstrikter"?!
Knock out an old person's dentures and they're out like a light. I saw it.
Someone hit "repeat" on the CD player.
Holy shit! Maybe they really went crazy! They're destroying the set!
Water kills rabies. I saw it.
Texas Justice!
Cliffhanger?!

Horace - "Local girl my ass!"

Horace - "Sonofa beetch!"

Mildred - "There's nobody left in this town because of that damn dam."

Horace - "Shelly, you're beautiful, but if you ain't careful, I'm gonna skin your ass alive."

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