Good ol' horny, drunken college hijinks in Texas! Whoooowee!! I tell ya ha-whut.
Kelly (Zuniga) is one of the few pledges trying to, uhh, pledge a sorority (not that it matters, cause most of the "sisters" are yackalicious), all the while, fighting some childhood repressions which are causing nightmares. Oh, and her daddy owns some giant U.N. building that doubles as a shopping mall, and her and the other pledges gotta spend the night in the mall and jack the nightwatchman's garbs, too.
Did I mention there's another madman on the loose during all of this as well?
Frances Farichild - Vera Miles
Kelly/Terry - Daphne Zuniga
Dwight Fairchild - Clu Gulager
Peter - James Read
Marcia - Marilyn Kagan
Jason Randall - Robert Dowdell
Nurse Higgins - Patti Heider
Megan - Frances Peterson
Alison - Hunter Tylo
Beth - Paula Knowles
Ralph - Trey Stroud
Andy - Peter Malof
Chad - Christopher Bradley
Heidi - Joy Jones
Gwen - Mary Davis Duncan
Written by - Charles Pratt, Jr.
Directed by - Larry Stewart
What in taaarnations! It's definitely "Ol' Skoo" considering that you take this at face value only. Rich kids gone wrong in Teeyaxis as opposed to your typical areas. Seriously people, just read the names of the characters. Hell, even the ending is predictible as when you guess what it is, it turns out to be something out of left field that was made up. *cough**Scream**cough*
There's a yellow flag for body doubles, though. Damnit! You ain' slick! Hey I think she's Daphne Zuniga's (you all know who she is, don't act like you don't) cute and all, but if you're not gonna show then don't change clothes. Throw another yellow flag for an implied death or two. You know we don' play that 'roun heyah!
The SFX are very questionable (pillows?!) and the flag for skin is later redeemed very well and gratuitiously I may add. *harrr!* The flags hamper the score, but if you're in to the old school horror we all know and love, give this'un a whirl. And they say you don't need alcohol to have enjoy yaself. Ha!
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What in taaarnations! It's definitely "Ol' Skoo" considering that you take this at face value only. ...
Pointless nudity- yes
Random violence involving pillows- yes
Uppercuts- no
Git it, daddy!
"Never will die?"; The fuck are they teaching you guys in school?
Told you old people were crazy.
Turn down your hat lady! I can't hear!
Alls I need is a little country music, m' playboy, and a Diet Pepsi.
Gol'damn cans!
You only need one guy to watch that entire building? Damn, he must be the mizzan.
What is this? A sorority or a cult?!
Bet ya move ya ass faster next time, huh? Oh, wait...Nevermind.
Hadookin!
Kelly - "Why don't you ask Megan?"
Andy - "The "Wicked Witch"? No way Jose! I'm through with her!"
Andy - "Now, I know what you're gonna say."
Kelly - "Fuck you!"
Andy- "Hadn't thought of that."





