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Synopsis:

Veronica and Marta run a nice quaint inn..uh..in Spain. They also serve as judge and jury 'roun these parts. If'n you doin' somethin' they don't take kindlah to: Death Penaltah!
At one point, the two, housed the sister of our main heroine, Laura. She has planned to meet her and spend some qualitah time with her. Problem is, she isn't anywhere to be seen. For that matter, the other female 'outtatowners' end up missing as well.
Guess it's time to break out the Scooby snacks.

Cheeser Meter: 5.3 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1973
Copyright: 1973
Tagline: n/a
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Marta - Aurora Bautista
Veronica - Esperanza Roy
Laura - Judy Geeson
Helen - Lone Fleming
Norma - Blanca Estrada
Luis - Charley Pineiro


Written by - Antonio Fos & Eugenio Martín
Directed by - Eugenio Martín

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 4 out of 10

I will tip my scale in favor of the defendant this time around. I say so because although the lack ...

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Fox - 6.5 out of 10

The Captain is definitely right when he says that this version seems incomplete; there were a few in ...

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Check list

Random violence - no
Pointless nudity - no
Uppercut - no
Freakin' phat ass soundtrack! - yes
Editing - no

Look For

MEAT!
FOOD alright?!
Damn! The bus from "Hot-chick-ville" just pulled up.
WHOA! Maybe not...
No me gusta! No me gusta!
All that peeping must have worn her out.
Someone needs to turn down the A/C; It's a bit nippy.
Lucky ass. No seriously. That's a lucky ass.
What foreshadowing?!
No fotos sacas!
Hyper combo!
Good lord, that must be the most important key ever.
Haaadookin!

Best Lines

Laura - "According to them, if you are not dressed from head to foot you should be burning in hell and the sooner the better."

Laura - "What are you staaaaaaaaaaayyyring at?"

Marta - "Was it hard to have this child? No, any bitch can do it."

Marta - "If it was an act of evil they'll find out. If it was an act of God's justice, they'll never know."

Final Verdict
Can get a bit boring, but it's a decent watch nonetheless. Worth a rental.
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