Klaus Kinski is "Jack the Ripper". Jesus Franco is the director. This is their badly edited and terribly dubbed version of his story.
Dr. Orloff/Jack the Ripper - Klaus Kinski
Insp. Shelby - Andreas Mannkopff
Cynthia - Josephine Chaplin
Charlie - Herbert Fux
Miss Higgins - Ursula von Wiese
Blind man - Hans Gaugler
Marika - Lina Romay
Written & Directed by - Jesus Franco
*Sigh* Well I figured "What the Hell" with this one. Couldn't be that terrible considering it was based on a true story. Keep in mind, I am not sure how accurate this one as it's been a while since I've researched good ol' "Jack". So here goes...
Dubbing and editing were horrific. The characters were somewhat likeable.(The blind witness was really cool.) The SFX were nope. The skin was very well received, especially the young vixen with the 6 pack, dIZamn!!! I thought Kinski did alright as Dr. Orloff/"The Ripper". The film tried to stay authenitc with the clothes, bad accents, and whanot. Unfortunately, too many negatives outweight the positives. Nothing more than a rental or if you borrow it from your buddy.
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*Sigh* Well I figured "What the Hell" with this one. Couldn't be that terrible considering it was ba ...
Random nudity- yes
Random violence- yes
Editing - no
Uppercut - no
Fun with prosthetics- yes
Hububbububbb
Awesome, this film comes complete with crummy accents!
Whaar's m'prunes?!
I'm Darkwing Duck, bitches! Don't you see my cape?
Extreme grab-bag.
I was talking to him, stupid.
Oh yeah, forgot they didn't have anesthetics back then.
Damn old people. They're all crazy.
For Pete's sake, give her the crown, moron! Here, I'll lend you one!!!
Fuck yo' tea. bitch! Baby, baby, I..I'm sorry, please babybaby.
DIZamn!!! She must work out.
MMMm..Yummy!
We only care about the rich and not the poor, we should have caught the Ripper by now, blah, blah, blah...
Please, no, don't put up a fight or anything.
Prostitute - "Get outta my sight! You knave!"
Coachman - (to prostitute) "You have a living to make; You can't afford to be so choosy."
Inspector - "When will you be done here?"
Cynthia - "I don't know, but it will be in about in hour."
Inspector - "It's over. You're a prisoner of the crown. Scotland Yard has finally hooked a shark. Jack the Ripper."
Dr. Orloff - "You'll never prove it."
(This was after they caught Orloff raping Cynthia on his greenhouse floor while they were trying to break in and arrest him.)





