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Synopsis:

Klaus Kinski is "Jack the Ripper". Jesus Franco is the director. This is their badly edited and terribly dubbed version of his story.

Cheeser Meter: 5.5 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1976
Copyright: 1976 Cinemec
Tagline: Close your eyes and whisper his name...
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Dr. Orloff/Jack the Ripper - Klaus Kinski
Insp. Shelby - Andreas Mannkopff
Cynthia - Josephine Chaplin
Charlie - Herbert Fux
Miss Higgins - Ursula von Wiese
Blind man - Hans Gaugler
Marika - Lina Romay

Written & Directed by - Jesus Franco

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 5.5 out of 10

*Sigh* Well I figured "What the Hell" with this one. Couldn't be that terrible considering it was ba ...

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Check list

Random nudity- yes
Random violence- yes
Editing - no
Uppercut - no
Fun with prosthetics- yes

Look For

Hububbububbb
Awesome, this film comes complete with crummy accents!
Whaar's m'prunes?!
I'm Darkwing Duck, bitches! Don't you see my cape?
Extreme grab-bag.
I was talking to him, stupid.
Oh yeah, forgot they didn't have anesthetics back then.
Damn old people. They're all crazy.
For Pete's sake, give her the crown, moron! Here, I'll lend you one!!!
Fuck yo' tea. bitch! Baby, baby, I..I'm sorry, please babybaby.
DIZamn!!! She must work out.
MMMm..Yummy!
We only care about the rich and not the poor, we should have caught the Ripper by now, blah, blah, blah...
Please, no, don't put up a fight or anything.

Best Lines

Prostitute - "Get outta my sight! You knave!"

Coachman - (to prostitute) "You have a living to make; You can't afford to be so choosy."

Inspector - "When will you be done here?"
Cynthia - "I don't know, but it will be in about in hour."

Inspector - "It's over. You're a prisoner of the crown. Scotland Yard has finally hooked a shark. Jack the Ripper."
Dr. Orloff - "You'll never prove it."
(This was after they caught Orloff raping Cynthia on his greenhouse floor while they were trying to break in and arrest him.)

Final Verdict
Eh, we're sure there are better retellings of story of the "Ripper". Watch if you must.
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