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Synopsis:

Based on a story by Edgar Allen Poe, Dr. Maillard is nutz. In fact, so is everyone in his asylum, cause, well that's where crazy people go. Gaston decides to mozy on by and take a gander at his wonderful "methods" of rehablitation. Along the tour of dungeons, interpretive dance, and pateints acting like chickens, he runs into the doc's allustrious Eugénie and the two take a liking to each other and Gaston finds out the terrible truth behind the asylum.
Best part? It's directed by the guy who directed Alucarda
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Cheeser Meter: 5.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1972
Copyright: 1972 Producciones Prisma
Tagline: n/a
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Raul - Claudio Brook
Gaston - Arthur Hansel
Eugénie - Ellen Sherman
Julien - Martin LaSalle
Blanche - Mónica Serna
Dr. Maillard - Max Kerlow

Written by - Carlos Illescas & Juan López Moctezuma

Directed by - Juan López Moctezuma

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 5 out of 10

Surprisingly I found this to be a fun movie. If you have not already noticed from the latter descri ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Great fight music! - yes
Hadookin! -yes

Look For

Bareback riding, and I don't mean the horse.
Touchdown!
Did he say welcome to the 'ass' castle?
Coobraa!
Qui' playin'! Qui' playin'!
Oops! He said the secret word.
Eugénie is fucking hot!
Less talk! More dance!
Must be the hippie ward.
SAFE!
Lucky ass grapes...
Extreme paintball.
18th century crowd surfing.
The fuck is this, "CATS"?!
Can't fight fair when there's a turtle involved.

Best Lines

Dr. Maillard - "Well we put much faith in the amusements of the simple patient procedure. Music, dancing, gymnastics, some play cards, and read books and so on and so fourth, and so on...and so fourth."

Gaston - "The more you say, the less I understand, Dr. Maillard."

Dr. Maillard - "I told you to sit down and I'm not used to being disobeyed."

Final Verdict
Juan López Moctezuma is two for two so far. Not too bad, but we're sure the original cut is waaay better.
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