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    Massacre (1989)
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Synopsis:

Some crazy man is runnin; around stabbin' up random women for no damn reason. Not like those who do need none, we guess. Anyway, while this is going on, some folks trying to make a horror movie called "Dirty Blood" (don't ask) decide to hold a authentic seance in order to bring "realism" to the film. They even bring in an expert to help out. The whole crew decides to give it a practice shot to get it right and wouldn't ya know it? They don't. They unearth "Rack" (WTF?!) the evil spirit who possesses unsuspecting victims to seek out and kill, umm, un-su-specting vic-tims.*cough*
Of course this does not go on without it's share of "thrilling, edge of your seat" twists and "whodunnit" fare.*Ha!*

Cheeser Meter: 2.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1989
Copyright: 1989 Cine Duck
Tagline: (none)
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Walter - Gino Concari
Jennifer - Patrizia Falcone
Jean - Robert Egon
Mira - Lubka Lenzi
Commissioner - Paul MullerFrank - Maurice Poli
Silvia Conti
Pier Maria Cecchini
Danny Degli Espositi
Marcello Furgiele
Anna Maria Placido
Maria Grazia Veroni
Cristina Lynn
Piero Pieri

Written & directed by - Andrea Bianchi


**Please note I could not read the damn credits, so the Capt. couldn't place most of the character's names and who played them.

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 2 out of 10

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Check list

Random violence -yes
Pointless nudity - no
Uppercut -no
"Rack"?! -yes

Look For

Hi. I'm Mr. Obvious. That would make you Ms. Obivously-about-to-be-my-victim.
"No Pregos"?
Is that Joe Pesci?
Why is she laughing?
Body doubles don't count.
Damn, his is a face for radio.
Why mind my own buisness? That's silly!
Extreme police-car-driving sequence, go! Map. Turn around. Extreme police-car-driving sequence, go!
Hope he doen't think he's cool with his white-ass socks.
Go ahead, keep teasing. Score keeps dropping.
What foreshadowing?
How'd she get the mumps?
Bouncy! Boucny! (Yeah, it's wrong.)
Tag! You're dead.
Is he being shot or does he have to take a crap?

Final Verdict
HahahahahaNO!
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