Some crazy man is runnin; around stabbin' up random women for no damn reason. Not like those who do need none, we guess. Anyway, while this is going on, some folks trying to make a horror movie called "Dirty Blood" (don't ask) decide to hold a authentic seance in order to bring "realism" to the film. They even bring in an expert to help out. The whole crew decides to give it a practice shot to get it right and wouldn't ya know it? They don't. They unearth "Rack" (WTF?!) the evil spirit who possesses unsuspecting victims to seek out and kill, umm, un-su-specting vic-tims.*cough*
Of course this does not go on without it's share of "thrilling, edge of your seat" twists and "whodunnit" fare.*Ha!*
Walter - Gino Concari
Jennifer - Patrizia Falcone
Jean - Robert Egon
Mira - Lubka Lenzi
Commissioner - Paul MullerFrank - Maurice Poli
Silvia Conti
Pier Maria Cecchini
Danny Degli Espositi
Marcello Furgiele
Anna Maria Placido
Maria Grazia Veroni
Cristina Lynn
Piero Pieri
Written & directed by - Andrea Bianchi
**Please note I could not read the damn credits, so the Capt. couldn't place most of the character's names and who played them.
You may remember this guy from his wonderful directing efforts with "Burial Ground". Too bad, because that one was actually decent.
Giallo my ass! I don't give a assDAMN if Lucio Fulci supervised Bianchi while fliming this heap! If it looks like shit and smells like shit, then it must be this movie. We don't endorse implied deaths nor do we give points for them either and that's what you get here. Useless pillow-stabbing and "What if" deaths are a big no-no. There is a decapitation scene, but so fucking what? That even sucked.
Gratutious T&A is welcomed, but no matter, your movie still blows. For that matter, you gave a body double and that's a flag. You don't wanna off the clothes, I'll just off some points. Makes no difference to me. Don't waste my fucking time. At least the "plot twist" was decent. I imagine Bianchi must have filmed this when Fulci wasn't looking.
Avoid.
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You may remember this guy from his wonderful directing efforts with "Burial Ground". Too bad, becau ...
Random violence -yes
Pointless nudity - no
Uppercut -no
"Rack"?! -yes
Hi. I'm Mr. Obvious. That would make you Ms. Obivously-about-to-be-my-victim.
"No Pregos"?
Is that Joe Pesci?
Why is she laughing?
Body doubles don't count.
Damn, his is a face for radio.
Why mind my own buisness? That's silly!
Extreme police-car-driving sequence, go! Map. Turn around. Extreme police-car-driving sequence, go!
Hope he doen't think he's cool with his white-ass socks.
Go ahead, keep teasing. Score keeps dropping.
What foreshadowing?
How'd she get the mumps?
Bouncy! Boucny! (Yeah, it's wrong.)
Tag! You're dead.
Is he being shot or does he have to take a crap?





