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    Mausoleum (1983)
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Synopsis:

Young Susan Farrell is understandably distraught when her mother passes away. She is so upset at the funeral that she runs into a nearby mausoleum where a demon is waiting to possess her. In fact, the mausoleum is owned by the Nemod family. Wow. How clever! Anyway, she is possessed, and promptly blows up a random person's head.
We jump ahead to Susan in her 30's. She is married to a man named Oliver, and has been receiving treatment from Dr. Simon ever since the 'incident.'
Susan's psychotic killer urges haven't stopped, however. People around her keep dying, and no one can figure out why (despite her glowing green eyes and neon yellow teeth).
Only Dr. Simon knows the full truth about Susan's curse, but he has to come to grips with it to save her. Will he do it in time? Will anyone survive?
Who cares. The ending is so incredibly stupid that the character left on the screen just laughs and shrugs their shoulders as the credits roll by. You can actually hear the tortured screams of the people that worked on this as their family names are scarred forever.

Cheeser Meter: 4.5 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1983
Copyright: 1983 Western International Pictures
Tagline: Centures of Evil Have Just Awakened...and No One is Safe.
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Susan - Bobbie Bresee
Oliver - Marjoe Gortner
Dr. Simon - Nortman Burton
Young Susan - Julie Christy Murray
Cora - Laura Hippe
Ben - Maurice Sherbanee

Director - Michael Dugan
Written by - Robert Barich, Robert Madero, and Katherine Rosenwink

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Fox - 4.5 out of 10

I originally saw this when I was super little on USA's Saturday Night Frights about nine million yea ...

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Check list

Random violence - yes
Pointless nudity - yes
Uppercuts - no
Omen ripoff scene - yes
More nudity - yes

Look For

Extreme trotting sequence!
The most realistic fog, ever.
I bet his head blew up because he realized he was in this movie.
The restaurant was right out their front door?
Extreme dancing!
Is that the Jaws theme music?
Extreme gardening montage!
WHAT is he trying to do with that stump??
He shows his love by rubbing his hair on her stomach...
And Elsie proves she's the smartest person alive!
Musical blood?
Pointless slow motion plate explosion!
Killer breasts? Oliver looks as confused as I am.
Squeak toy cat?
Love overture to bring us home. Great.

Best Lines

Man in Bar - "I don't know what the hell you're talking about but you're always bitching about the same old shit."

Elsie - "Them? They can eat hot dogs."

Oliver - "How come you always smell so good huh?"
Susan - "Bacon honey."

Oliver - "What's for dinner?"
Susan - "Poached salmon. And me."

Elsie - "There's some strange shit going on in this house and I know damn well there is."

Elsie - "No more grieving, I'm leaving!"

Susan - "He's late again Simon. I think he's been working too..........Hard."

Final Verdict
This one is a toughie. Really random, and some ok gore, but too much free time in between anything. And those green glowy eye things are just dumb. Possibly rent, but it might be hard to find.
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