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"Mill of the Stone Women" Boxart
Synopsis:

A despondent professor has a terminally ill daughter. He picks out students that look similar to his kid, kidnaps them, and performs blood transfusions. This revives his daughter, but only for a little while.

His associate, Dr. Bolem, performs experiments on the blood to try and find a permanent cure for the poor Elfi's disease. In the meantime, the professor is taking the dead women and making disturbing creations out of them for a 'living' mural,' that cycles around on the top of his windmill.

Hans, who is staying at the windmill, catches the eye of Elfie, and the professor thinks that will disrupt his plans on fixing Elfie's problems.

Will anyone survive? Will Elfie be fixed? Will anyone stay awake during this? It's a mystery!



*Note - it has recently come to our attention that there is an Uncut version of this, with actual horror elements intact. If we ever nab a copy, we will re-rate this.

Cheeser Meter: 0.2 out of 10 (Based on 3 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1963
Copyright: 1963 Parade Pictures
Tagline: Why do warm-blooded beauties suddenly turn to stone?!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Hans von Arnam - Pierre Brice
Elfi Wahl - Scilla Gabel
Dr. Bolem - Wolfgang Preiss
Prof. Wahl - Robert Boehme

Director - Giorgio Ferroni
Written by - Remigio Del Grosso, Giorgio Ferroni, Ugo Liberatore & Giorgio Stegani

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Wolf Zombie - 0.5 out of 10

Well, the first 20...30...40...45 minutes are very very boring. Then not much else happens after th ...

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Fox - 0 out of 10

Geez louise, could the sound get any worse? Nobody in the movie is really all that articulate, but t ...

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Captain Cool - 0 out of 10

I didn't even see the film and it's terrible. ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - no
Random violence - no
Uppercuts - no
Sound editing - no
Movie - no

Look For

All the goofy names of everything! Mill of Stone Women? Cemetery of Vaywhat?
At least wipe her mouth, butthole!
Was that woman digging a moat around her house?
So...the cobweb see-through thing is what?
Scary-eye guy!
Sounds like someone's constipated...
*Ding* I guess she's done cooking.
Why the hell did her head fall off if she's real??

Best Lines

Someone in crowd - "Call a doctor, she's frightened!"

Professor - "Let her sniff these."

Old Woman - "Nobody comes in here, ever."

Hans - "Dead! Dead! Not alive!"

Doctor - "Keep him entertained. That shouldn't be too hard...for you!"

Final Verdict
Yeah, it's recommended...for burial!
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