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"Mountaintop Motel Massacre" Boxart
Synopsis:

"Useless Fat Cow" is some released crazy broad who runs a really sleazy rundown motel under the same name minus the "Massacre" even though it looks like just that. "Useless Fat Cow" murders her daughter by mistake, yet, still gets to manage the motel. Eventually the rest of the cast somehow end up at the motel by chance, not that it matters. With her powers of "stealth" and convienently placed corridors, "Useless Fat Cow" begins to pick 'em off one by one.
You'd think a story set in the woods on a dark and stormy night with a psycho, chicks in wet t-shirts, and bunnies would make for some great happy-fun-time.

Nope.

Cheeser Meter: 1.8 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1986
Copyright: 1986 New World Pictures
Tagline: Please do not disturb Evelyn. She already is.
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was ->Select One who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Reverend Bill McWiley - Bill Thurman
Evelyn (aka "Useless Fat Cow") - Anna Chappell
Al - Will Mitchel
Tanya - Virginia Loridans
Crewshaw - Major Brock
Sheriff - James Bradford
Prissy - Amy Hill
Mary - Marian Jones
Vernon - Gregg Brazzel
Lori - Jill King

Directed & written by - Jim McCullough Sr.

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Check list

Piss poor random violence- yes
Uppercuts- no
Pointless Nudity (Wet t's don't count, pal.)- no
Bunny wabbits!- yes

Look For

Aside from the poor goat, bunnies, Old Crow, and Vienna Sausages, there isn't much else.

Best Lines

Bill - "For a while, I thought I was the only one brave enough to stay at this place."
Crewshaw - "Yeah. Or broke enough."

Vernon - "What did you expect? The Holiday Inn? You know I can't afford that."

Vernon - "I'm so horny I can't stand it!"

Final Verdict
You could get fucking Rob Schnieder to play the "Useless Fat Cow" and it still wouldn't help this useless butt dribble.
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