**AARRGGGH!**

Not only is this useless bitch annoying as all hell, I have no fucking idea how this fat fucking 5436 lb fat-ass is able to fucking stealth in shadows and kill like she did. Also in this wonderful "labrynth" she has somehow built, we have to watch her play jokes on all of the guests which in turn extends the torture of this f*cking atrocity. The black guy gets to be covered in roaches. Derrrp!

Thankfully (and do I stress that) the guests were likeable due to the lack of "cliches" as the reactions were more realistic (mostly intelligent) as to how a group of people would handle themselves in this kind of situation.

Penalties for having chicks in wet t's only to "no show" later on and crap SFX also gets you well disliked 'round here.

Here at "BWW Movies" we usually try to find a silver lining in each entry that we may take with us...

Fuck that. I'm through bein' nice.

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Man, BWW Movies in the Captain's review - that takes me back. That review has been there for ages, I guess. Back in the day we used to be called "Bad, Worse and Worser Movies."

So, 30 years later, I finally got around to watching this flick. Though the Captain definitely has legit reasons for hating it, I have to say I liked it a bit more than him. For starters, I thought the atmosphere was built up pretty well, between the music and some of the set design and the Scooby-Doo thunderstorm. Yeah, Evelyn was pretty dumb...she plays more like a scamp than anything. "Teehee, I'll put a snake in his room, teehee! I'll put roaches on him, teehee!" Speaking of which, roaches? Snakes, ok...rats, yeah, might be bitey and give rabies or something, I guess, but roaches? Did they have little backpacks full of dynamite or something? They weren't enhanced roaches like from The Nest, so they can't take over his body or whatever.

Anyway, Evelyn is kind of a dumb character - oh she's crazy so let's let her take care of her daughter and run a motel! What a great idea! Oops she killed her, so now she...kills everyone for no reason. I blame it all on the bunny.

The other actors do alright; my favorite was the guy that played Al (who never did another movie again) as the "record company exec" who is just trying to get the two wet chicks into bed. He seems so giddy in the bedroom as he works his game I couldn't help but laugh. Also Crenshaw (again, no other movies) reminded me of the wise old black dude from "The Last Starfighter," but alas I was incorrect.

Mostly? It was a half attempt at a slasher, but the origins and reasoning aren't there. The gore is implied a lot but one good quick shot is of a chick with Evelyn's scythe-thing through her cheeks - not too bad. For T&A we get a wet t-shirt contest, and even watch the females disrobe - but the camera keeps them turned away. Why??? We've already seen their wobbly bits, what the hell was the point of that?

My favorite shot, I have to say, happens near the beginning. Evelyn has just "accidentally" sliced her daughter's throat and the suspicious Sheriff stands there interrogating her. This huge overhead fan beats in time with the shadows of the fan whipping across her face as she sweats and stumbles some words out. It was a pretty nice looking shot. It does show there was some intelligence behind the movie, at least a little - not enough to warrant a terrific film though, unfortunately.

Low rental.

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