Leprechaun - I was the guy carrying a bucket of paint thinner.Let Sleeping Corpses Lie - Aw, you messed up her hair!
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Synopsis:

The story is told from the view of Jessie, the telekinetic younger sibling of twin sisters Brenda and Tawny. As she writes in her journal (while a hideous Missing Link watches and later rubs herself), she begins to recount the horrible tale:
Brenda and Tawny have an obsession: they love to eat human flesh. After tying up Jessie, they lure unsuspecting Random Strangers into their house, then munch on them. Tawny then carts the remains down to the nearest lake, where a barrel full of "Biohazard" is floating.
Their past comes to haunt them when the "Biohazard" floats down to the bottom of the lake and awakens all the body parts, forming them to a gigantic poo covered Swamp Thing lookalike. Will anyone survive?

Cheeser Meter: 4.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 2004
Copyright: 2004 SVBI Films
Tagline: Chills! Thrills! Girls! Gore!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Brenda - Melantha Blackthorne
Jessie - Elizabeth Faure
Tawny - Suzi Lorraine

Directed and Written by - SV Bell

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Fox - 4 out of 10

This is an extremely low budget movie. Apparently, most of the money they spent on making this went ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - no
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - no
CG circa 1983 - yes
Repeated music - yes

Look For

And...blackout...
Stop rubbing your dumb head!
Apparently they couldn't afford to REALLY throw the "body-parts" in the water...
Random techno party!
Pointless gun masturbation.
Pointless slow motion screaming!
Stock footage bag dragging.
Is she stapling him to death?
Evil lake zombie monster with gastrointestinal difficulties.
Decomposed father has normal hands?

Best Lines

Gun shop owner - "As you can see, we have a lot of guns."

Hitchhiker - "Whoa."

Tawny - "Just like chicken wings! Wak wak!"

Uncle Jerry - "Don't get your knockers in a knot."

Brenda - "It's black and heavy. I wish you could see it."

Victim - "Hey, I'm pretty scareAAAAHHHHH!"

Jessie - "This is how I knew it was wrong to dismember people alive. It sounds so much painful."

Final Verdict
Just ok enough for a look through, but nothing too exciting, even for uber-low budget cinema. Plenty of gore, but not a lot of payoff in the end.
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