Eh, I wasn't too disappointed as I went in on this one on a whim anyway. The movie wasn't that terrible. It became a little drawn out. I found the characters somewhat enjoyable. 'Solange' was not bad on the eyes one bit in her "younger" form. Definite DIZman there. The are its moments and it is all of the "hammy and cheese" sandwich variety, but it only thrives on its moments. The makeup for Muriel later on was pretty well done, too. Then again, you can negate that with the "flashback" sequence which was redone?! *Ha!* Stephen must have been practicing for all of those right hooks he was throwing. Good grief! No real blood or gore was a letdown. Some cheating on the "skin" side of things, though I do give a couple points for the guy who had the 'stroke' in the bathtub and all of the "Hadookins". *harr!* Aside from that I can't give it too much love.

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Well, this wonderful masterpiece of high drama in a nightmarish castle begat me to vis-a-vis whilst I traipst squeebleflam klaj28hjhojiovjooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh, sorry...I passed out for a second there...so anyway, Nightmare Castle was this movie and k2hf9h2heaopeeeeeeee

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SOMEONE TURN THE MOVIE OFF I CAN'T STAY AWAKE.

Ok, there. That's better. Now I can type without passing out.

This ridiculously slow, junky 'sequel' to Poe's The Telltale Heart has no merit. It isn't scary, it isn't funny, and the only interesting parts are the very beginning and the very end.

Watching the doctor make the unfortunate couple into 'glow-worms' when he electrocutes them and then surgically remove their hearts was interesting. The final explosion of the house and the ghosts melting was interesting. The rest? No. Watching Jenny walk around as she hears the beating heart and go crazy as Muriel infects her are the only other real points in the movie that can be considered 'horror' or 'interesting.' The rest is a Dark Shadows type drama that holds no interest or point to the movie or the premise.

This isn't classic, it's crappic. Avoid!

It isn't interesting! Again! INTERESTING INTEREST AHHHHH

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