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Synopsis:

Thar's gold in them thar deserts! Umm well that's what we're guessing. Turns out in Dubya-Dubya 2, some gold was to be shipped by them damn Nazis across the African desert. Needless t' say they was ambushed and taken out.
The sole survivor, Robert, makes his story known to Kurt who in turn murders him. (Seems logical.) Anywho, Robert's son finds out about his father and decides to go after the gold himself with the help of his other college buddies. Of course, everyone is to get more than they bargain for when they stumble upon the zombies who protect the gold. Ain't nothin's fo' free on these mean streets of the "Oasis", bitches!

Cheeser Meter: 2.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1983
Copyright: 1983 Eurociné & Marte Films Internacional-Diasa Prod.Cin. S.A.
Tagline: n/a
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Robert - Manuel Gélin
Erika - France Lomay
Ronald - Eric Viellard
Sylvie - Caroline Audret
Kurt - Henri Lambert
Ahmed - Miguel Ángel Aristu
Ayesha - Doris Regina
Jeff Montgomery
Myriam Landson
Daniel Katz

Directed by - Jesus Franco

Written by - Marius Lesoeur & Ramón Llidó

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 2 out of 10

I had about as much fun addidng this movie as I did watching it. More crap from crap director Franc ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence (more or less)- yes
Uppercut - no
"Oasis" my ass- no

Look For

Who wears heels in the jungle?
We're pretty sure the spider had nothing to do with the noise.
Why are you screaming? The cameraman is supposed to be there.
Tag! You're dead.
Fuck! Can't he read the script on his own time?!
What is this, a gun-fight or a Micheal Jackson video?!
First person shooter?
Nope. Looks nothing like her.
Must suck when you're choked to death by a puppet.
I can name that organ in...two notes.
Is that Ron Pearlman?
Hey man, I'm just keepin' it real.
Hope he doesn't think he's cool with those shorts.
The desert is a metaphor for the story; full of nothing.
Zombies always look surprised. I saw it.
The End?! WTF?!

Best Lines

Abby - "If I wanted romance, I wouldn't have come 300 miles out of my way to the desert with you."

Blonde - "You say shit like you're from Brooklyn."

Final Verdict
No mirage here. This movie really exists, and it blows.
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