Thar's gold in them thar deserts! Umm well that's what we're guessing. Turns out in Dubya-Dubya 2, some gold was to be shipped by them damn Nazis across the African desert. Needless t' say they was ambushed and taken out.
The sole survivor, Robert, makes his story known to Kurt who in turn murders him. (Seems logical.) Anywho, Robert's son finds out about his father and decides to go after the gold himself with the help of his other college buddies. Of course, everyone is to get more than they bargain for when they stumble upon the zombies who protect the gold. Ain't nothin's fo' free on these mean streets of the "Oasis", bitches!
Robert - Manuel Gélin
Erika - France Lomay
Ronald - Eric Viellard
Sylvie - Caroline Audret
Kurt - Henri Lambert
Ahmed - Miguel Ángel Aristu
Ayesha - Doris Regina
Jeff Montgomery
Myriam Landson
Daniel Katz
Directed by - Jesus Franco
Written by - Marius Lesoeur & Ramón Llidó
I had about as much fun addidng this movie as I did watching it. More crap from crap director Franco. Fucking great. Another drab snooze-fest about how deserts, tires, a spider, grass, people running naked in the middle of nowhere, and drooling, baloon-headed zombies have to do with each other. Well don't bother doing the math. None of this useless shit adds up. You're better of figuring the actual numerical value of infinity.
Those looking for blood, look somewhere else. Looking for blood require you to one, watch this movie period, and two watch this movie period and be dissappointed as there is barely any. Unless you like "zombie-drool" and a 'yellow food colored implied violence'.
It's funny as I usually can't wait to unleash my fury on films that piss me off. I actually type this a broken man as I...ah fuck it.
Fuck Franco.
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I had about as much fun addidng this movie as I did watching it. More crap from crap director Franc ...
Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence (more or less)- yes
Uppercut - no
"Oasis" my ass- no
Who wears heels in the jungle?
We're pretty sure the spider had nothing to do with the noise.
Why are you screaming? The cameraman is supposed to be there.
Tag! You're dead.
Fuck! Can't he read the script on his own time?!
What is this, a gun-fight or a Micheal Jackson video?!
First person shooter?
Nope. Looks nothing like her.
Must suck when you're choked to death by a puppet.
I can name that organ in...two notes.
Is that Ron Pearlman?
Hey man, I'm just keepin' it real.
Hope he doesn't think he's cool with those shorts.
The desert is a metaphor for the story; full of nothing.
Zombies always look surprised. I saw it.
The End?! WTF?!
Abby - "If I wanted romance, I wouldn't have come 300 miles out of my way to the desert with you."
Blonde - "You say shit like you're from Brooklyn."





