In 1948, a fire occurred in the woods at North Point. Then, almost 40 years later, an old couple get killed by a mysterious thing in the same woods! Holy crap!
A group of six friends later go on a camping trip in the North Point woods. They meet up with Mark, the local ranger. After having some fun, the six start slowly getting killed off by whatever is roaming around the woods. Mark later learns of a horrible accident that occurred during the fire of '48, that may have some significance with the recent disappearances. Will Mark be able to save the kids? Watch and see!
Also, is it inhuman? Does it have an axe? Well, no and no, but oh well, close enough...
Nancy - Debbie Thureson
Joel - Steve Bond
Gipsy - John Leslie
Bobbie - Lori Lethin
Skip - Robert Wald
Gail - Gayle Gannes
Greg - Philip Wenckus
Mark - Jackson Bostwick
The Monster - Carel Struycken
This was an interesting movie. Full of nature scenes and "Wide Mouth Frogs". As interesting as that sounds, the movie dragged along quite a bit. Not a lot of action and not much to keep your attention. I'm not sure what they were going after with the film, as there were many scenes where the cast would just be walking around rambling on about nothing. What they were talking about was not comprehendable during those scenes. I'd recommend passing on this one, unless you have nothing else to do.
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This was an interesting movie. Full of nature scenes and "Wide Mouth Frogs". As interesting as tha ...
And the award for the most misleading tagline goes to: Wayne's World 2.
"You'll laugh again! You'll cry again!! You'll hurl again!!!"
Come on, not only did I not laugh, nor cry again, I most certainly did not violently vomit again, no matter how many freaking exclamation marks you put behind it.
In a close second, there's this movie.
"It's not human, and it's got an axe!"
Guess what? It is human. And the axe? Not so much. Maybe for like two seconds, but whatever the tagline freaking lies.
So let's see: we have crazy kids, a human thing that doesn't have an axe, and a moron dipshit ranger that tells stupid jokes to Bambi. Also, plenty of nature shots and people walking.
What more do you want? "A story" you say? Well, don't look here. The twist ending tries OH so hard to implement one, but it's really just kind of bizarre and off the wall. There's not much gore, but there were actually one or two kills that I appreciated.
The real problem is that it is very typical, and it seems to know it. Kids, woods, bad guy, joke em's, whatever. Maybe if it was actually NOT human and, indeed, HAD an axe...who knows? See what bad taglines do kids?
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And the award for the most misleading tagline goes to: Wayne's World 2. ...
Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - no
Sound levels - no
Over editing - yes
Are the trees screaming?
Are the frogs and crickets using megaphones?
You might need to get that heartbeat checked out...
The axe was dripping...but not with blood?
March of the centipede!
Hardy's canned relief.
Babbling brook....no. Screaming brook, yes.
Helicopter ants?
Awesome, banjo music video time!
Hot make-out scene!
I'm sure Bambi appreciates the stupid joke.
What's with the fake eyes scene?
Ahhh, crotch shot! Twice in one minute!
So when did vultures sound like crows?
Extreme montage!
Pointless slo-mo!
Why was he spitting Jello?
Gale - "I think I'm getting a blister on my blister."
Skip - "I'll give it an eye with a bullet."
Greg - "The doodad is his belt and the watchamacallit is his dagger."
Joel - "He said, "Woooooo!"
Greg - "Matches, gotta find the stinkin' matches."
Skip - "Oleeoleehomefreeall!"
Joel - "I won't hurt myself I promise."
Bobbie - "Relax, there's nobody here but us chickens."
Joel - "Wow, that first step is a mother."





