Canada,eh? After a freak motocycle accident, our lovely couple are rushed to a nearby plastic surgery clinic. Unfortunately, Rose, is in way more severly critical condition and leads Dr. Keloid (the guy one) to perfom a "new" approach to saving her life and salvaging her appearance.
Rose's operation is a sheer success. That is, if you don't mind developing an insatiable thirst for blood, carnage, and causing all of Canada to go nucking futs in the process.
Merry Christmas!!!

Rose - Marilyn Chambers
Hart - Frank Moore
Murray - Joe Silver
Dr. Dan Keloid - Howard Ryshpan
Dr. Roxanne Keloid - Patricia Gage
Mindy- Susan Roman
Lloyd - Roger Periard
Louise - Lynne Deragon
Judy - Terry Schonblum
Claude - Victor Désy

Written and directed by - David Cronenberg

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Where in the hell is that limb coming from? -yes

Wow! Do all vans come equipped with ramps?
Great shirt...
Hey! Don't you know 'Jogging Kills'?
Yeah, you're not helping.
Gotta dig those '70s grooves!
GTA, bitches!(Seriously, what is it with these cars and their ramp attachments?)
Damn old people. They're all crazy.
That's not practicing good medicine, now is it?
Hadookin!
Hyper combo!
Extreme paintball.
She wanders the cold streets of Montreal in search of...a porn theater?!
His game only works because she's paid to let it work.
Thar's oil in them thar limbs!
Fuck martial law. Montreal needs some Texas Justice!
Helllooo Santa's little helper!
Damn! Mall security rolls hard in Canada.
Nobody moves or Santa gets...oh..my bad, dog.
I don't wanna switch phone companies!!!

Dan - "I sure as hell don't wanna become the Coloneal Sanders of plastic surgery."

Murray - "I hope you found somebody to help you unload that junk. Gotta bad back you know."

Drunkard - "What are you drinking? You come in here to get out of the cold?"

Murray - "Hellowhoisthiswhatdoyouwantdoyouknowwhattimeitis?"

Cop - "Those rabies shots are killers. I think I'd rather take my chances on getting sick instead."