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Synopsis:

A gas is released into the air by employees at a medical supply warehouse, causing the dead to come alive. The zombies go on a planned, non-stop rampage through Louisville, KY in search of a food for their pain, brains.

Cheeser Meter: 9.2 out of 10 (Based on 3 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1985
Copyright: 1985 MGM
Tagline: They're Back From The Grave and Ready To Party!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

James Karen - Frank
Don Calfa - Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Thom Mathews - Freddy
Beverly Randolph - Tina
John Philbin - Chuck
Jewel Shepard - Casey
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider
Brian Peck - Scuz;'Ant Farm' Zombie
Linnea Quigley - Trash
Mark Venturini - Suicide
Jonathan Terry - Col. Horace Glover

Director - Dan O'Bannon
Written by - Dan O'Bannon, Rudy Ricci, John A. Russo, & Russell Streiner

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 9 out of 10

If we were to comprise a list of the greatest of the great, this would definitely be on there. Pure ...

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Wolf Zombie - 9 out of 10

Man o man. So with a bit of insomnia, this movie came on around 4:30am on Showtime. After watching ...

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Fox - 9.5 out of 10

To me, this is one of the best examples of a parody/homage in existence. You take a franchise, schem ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity- yes
Uppercuts- no
Random violence- yes
Football playing zombies - yes
Dumb cops - yes

Look For

Not worried about the engineering capabilities of the U.S. Army one bit.
He's Rick James, bitch!
I'm sure PETA would be proud.
Is that natural?
Is that a "Members Only" jacket?
Oh Fudge?! WTF?!
I hate phones! Phones are dumb!
Good to know they practice Equal Opportunity.
Hadookin!
Jazz Handsss!
Rubble Rubble!

Best Lines

Ethel - "Dear, how was your day?"
Col. Glover - "The usual. Crap."

Scuz - "Aww man, he got a job? What a dick!"

Chuck - "I like death with sex. How about you Casey? You like sex with death?"
Casey- "Yeah. So fuck off and die."

Freddie - "Stupid asshole!"
Frank - "Watch your tongue boy, if you like this job!"
Freddie - "Like this job?!"

Bert - "I've known Ernie about 25 years. He might do it out of friendship. I'm not sure."
Frank - "Yeah, but what the hell are you gonna tell him? I mean can you trust that bastard?"

Casey - "Oh great, here comes your friend and mine."
Suicide - "Hey fuck you, ballbuster!"

Spyder - "Don't shoot, man!"
Ernie - "Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?!"

Spyder- "So what are we gonna do? Stand around here beatin' our meat until these corpses bust in this damn place?"

Ernie - "What do you propose?"
Spyder - "What do I propose? I think we all should so some damn proposin'."

Spyder - "Ibuseminthedamnhead!"

Tarman - "Brainssss!"

Col. Glover - "I see. I see. I see."

Final Verdict
If you don't own this fine piece of art, you should be arrested and/or possibly deported. Period.
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