Synopsis:
Sergio's uncle dies, so he inherits his estate. While he's trying to decide what to do with his inheritance, mysterious things are happening around the castle, and the town. People are dying, and no one knows why! An inspector is called in to investigate.
Upon inspection of the house of the local gravedigger, Igor, they find pictures of exhumed bodies and women's underwear. So, they begin to hunt Igor down. However, he is killed, along with Nadia, who was Sergio's uncle's lover or something or other.
Anyway, the remainding few run around forever until zombies pop out and start hunting Serge and Doris (the maid) down. Of course, the inspector doesn't believe them, and handcuffs Serge to a bed. Kinky!
Soon, the real culprit emerges after Sergio figures the mystery out. Then, in a quick flash of scenes, it ends. None of it makes any damn sense. But, at least there's a Gone With the Wind reprise! Yippee!!
Year:
1973
Copyright:
1973 Wizard Video
Tagline:
The Dead Walk Among Us...Again
It was Smidlett who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Serge - Stan Cooper
Doris - Dyanik Zurakowska
Professor Droila - Gerard Tichy
Nadia - Marcella Wright
Igor - Jacinto Molina
Wolf Zombie - 4 out of 10
Well this movie started out with some false promises. Lots of action, fighting, bossing around, and even a semi-qualifying uppercut. After the first 20 minutes it died down though. The next hour was boring and then it finished with some more action, including a decent beheading scene.
The production crew had a hard time with the whole day/night idea. It would switch between the two constantly in most scenes. Surprisingly it looked like they may have used a real cadaver for an autopsy scene which gains some points. The music was sub par with a blatant ripping of "Gone with the Wind" for the ending music. This would be a good one to watch as a background movie that you don't need to pay attention to.
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Fox - 5 out of 10
Dammit! Dammit dammit! This movie started out so great, and dropped the ball SO hard!
Like most old horror flicks, this film has about ten million different names, none of which have anything to do with the movie. "The Hanging Woman," "Orgy of the Dead," "Dracula the Terror of the Living Dead." I think a better title of this would be "Sergio the Pimp." This fool inherits his uncle's castle, walks in, and immediately orders order everyone like he owns the damn place. Punching people out, sleeping with all the women (using the most moronic one-liners in history), this guy is all over the place with a quickness.
Then? Disaster. The Scooby-Doo mystery crap takes over and the final 45 minutes of the movie are wasted as people wander around in circles for no damn reason. The fun and pacing of the movie is sucked out and we have to rely on the acting, which, guess what, isn't so great.
The movie picks up at the very end (when the damn zombies FINALLY hit the scene!) but by then it is too late. It more or less fizzles out with an ending that makes absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form. Such a waste.
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Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - ?
Editing - no
Pick-up lines - yes
Why is an iron gate swinging in the wind?
Day, night, day, night... Ah, what's the difference?
Holy shit they used a real cadaver?!?
Extreme close-up!
Extreme close-up on his back!
He punched out the cameraman!
Why is the world spinning, is the sex that good?
She died from a massage?
Rocking head!
Why did the stone floor catch on fire?
That's the Gone With the Wind theme!
Inspector - "By God, lady's underwear, the scoundrel."
Ivan - "Ordering Sir?"
Sergio - "Yes, ordering!" *Whap!*
Sergio - "Because you're so much a woman."
Sergio - "I don't like buying, without first examining the merchandise."
Sergio - "Well, you could walk over to that door and open it, and after you open it then you can walk through it."
Guard - "That must be the archangel Gabriel!"
Be prepared to be upset by this one. The middle of the movie is a waste, so if you do find it for rent, go make a sandwich for 45 minutes when it starts to get slow!
4.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, 
