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Synopsis:

Begin smoke screen Set in 2001 (surprisingly) and based on the manga of the same name, this wonderful tale brings us the story of one man and his motivation to bring down the hand of "Big Bi'ness" and corruption and bring justice to those who are exploited for that purpose. Prisons at this time are used basically as "factories" for companies since they use the prisoners for cheap labor.
Mild mannered, law obiding Ricki-Oh is imprisoned for 10 years for the murder (damn was it mean) of the men responsible for the death of his girl, Ying. The prison he is sentenced to is ran by an evil and vile Warden and his er, uhh, Assistant Warden. The prisoners are kept in line by the "Gang of Four" (one for each block and complete with its own "fruitcake") And what would a movie be without a little "twist" of, uhhh, twist.End smoke screen
Once Ricki adds 2 + 2, it's 1 man + 1 uppercut *gasp!* against 1 Warden + 1 Asst. Warden + the Gang of 4 which = buckets and buckets of gore, blood, kool-aid, corn-syrup and ground beef!

Cheeser Meter: 9.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1991
Copyright: 1991 Golden Harvest Company Ltd
Tagline: (none)
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Rikki Oh - Siu-Wong Fan
Asst. Warden - Mui Sang Fan
The Warden - Ka-Kui Ho
Huang - Yukari Ôshima
Hai - Frankie Chin
Rickki's Uncle - Tetsuro Tamba
Ying (Rikki's lady) - Gloria Yip
Lin - Philip Kwok
Sa (Hai's nephew) - Bin Shimada
Wildcat - Cheng Chuen Yam
Daan Bob Chit Long
Ji Keung Wong

Written & directed by - Ngai Kai Lam

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 9.5 out of 10

Still..in..shock..must..type..review *slap!**shake* Okay, now back to reality. I am surprised this ...

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Fox - 9.5 out of 10

Man, oh man. We looked for this bitch for a while before the Captain was able to pin it down, and bo ...

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Check list

Random violence -yes
Pointless nudity - yes
"Uppercut"?!- yes
Intelligent dialogue - no
*Moooo!*- yes

Look For

Geez..err..kinda messy don't ya think?
Badly dubbed and terribly acted; Just the way we like it.
Where is Ric-ki? Where is Ric-ki?
Hadookin!
Extreme basketball.
Are you toying with me you naughty prisoner?
Extreme pointing.
Nuclear holocaust?!
Improv acting with Ricki-Oh.
*yuck!* Man-ass!
Extreme weight-loss diet.
Stop fighting or I'll shake my stick at you even more!
Damn! Quite the collection you have.
Ahhh, isn't that just keen?
Where the hell did he hide that?!
What else do you keep in your eye?
Improv first-aid with Ricki-Oh.
Extreme X-ray.
Tag! Your head's gone!
Just put the lute it in your mouth. It plays itself!
Stupid fish!
"G spot" good. "Death spot" bad. Got it.
Tag! You have a crater on your head!
Texas justice!
Ultra bazooka shot x 2.
Extreme puppeteering.
New plan! New plan!
Hadooooooookiiin!!!

Best Lines

All of them. Trust us. Though we'll give you the besteestest one:

Guard - "Why didn't you let the doctors take the bullets out?"
Ricki - "Souvenirs."

Final Verdict
Are you kidding?! Anyone who knows anything about anything else knows that you need to own this now!!!!!
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