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Synopsis:

Hmmm, let's see...Some guys inherits a mansion and wants to sell it to the town where it is so they can tear it down. The son doesn't know that of course. Why tear it down? I think because it was once an asylum. Wait, was that supposed to be a secret? Eh, who gives a crap. Alls I know is that there's another crazy man on the loose and that can't be a good thing, yet on this site, it's supposed to be.

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Year: 1974
Copyright: 1974 Armor Films, Inc.
Tagline: The mansion... the madness... the maniac... no escape.
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

John - Patrick O'Neal
Jefferey Butler - James Patterson Diane - Mary Woronov
Ingrid - Astrid Heeren
Charlie - John Carradine
Mayor Adams - Walter Abel
Tess - Fran Stevens

Directed by - Theodore Gershuny
Writing credits - Theodore Gershuny &
Jeffrey Konvitz

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - No out of 10

I have been smited! This movie not only sucks, it has the audacity to be drawn out! I don't know, an ...

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Fox - No out of 10

I was actually hoping to bury this one, as I had come across it in a gift pack of movies called "Evi ...

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Check list

Random violence (or lack thereof)- yes
Pointless nudity- no
Uppercut- no
Pure agony and torture- yes

Look For

Really hot small town chicks. That doesn't matter 'cause you won't see jack, though.
If that's an accident, he must be a f*cking klutz.
Break yo'self, fool!
Wharr's m'prunes?
Eh, I gave up.

Best Lines

Sheriff - "I spent the last 20 years or more, driving people away from there. Prowlers, burgulars, kids; they're the worst. Chasing for nothing because of that will. That dribble about humani-no, inhumanity. What the hell is that, huh?"

Diane - "I know that my father and Geofferey both thought they were shooting the killer, but they were the last victims, in that house of victims."

Final Verdict
Not recommended. Definitely a sore for sight eyes.
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