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Synopsis:

Sultry bombshell and former Bond girl Ursula Andress *grrr baby* and Stacy Keach(?!) star in another "we need an excuse to go and bother Cannibals" in the jungle film as an expedition is set to find Andress's husband supposedly missing in New Guinea during some, er, expedition.*cough* With the help of Keach and whoever else is in a 10 ft radius, what they find is more than they bar...ahh whatever, you know what happens!

Cheeser Meter: 8.5 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1978
Copyright: 1978 Dania Film
Tagline: Their cult was death ... Their lust was for blood!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Susan Stevenson - Ursula Andress
Professor Edward Foster - Stacy Keach (From Savannah, GA biotch!)
Manolo - Claudio Cassinelli
Arthur Weisser - Antonio Marsina
Father Moses - Franco Fantasia
Consul Burns - Lanfranco Spinola
Phil, the pilot - Carlo Longh
Sura - Luigina Rocchi

Directed by - Sergio Martino
Written by - Cesare Frugoni & Sergio Martino

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew

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Captain Cool - 8.5 out of 10

First off lemme say that there are like 17282 aliases to this film like all the others, so if you' ...

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Check list

Nudity- yes
Random Violence- yes
Awesome soundtrack!- yes
Random big ass alligator- yes
Random headbutt- yes
Mini Pooka!- yes
Uppercut- no

Look For

The Paparazzi are jackasses no matter where you are!
What the hell did he just say?!
Seriously, what the hell did he just say?!
Ha-doo-kin!
It's the Jackson 5!
The fuck IS that on his head?
Bungi!
Cheat on ya man, Ma, that's how you get ahizzead.
Ha-doo-kin!
What the fuck is that on all of their heads?!
I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddlin' kids!
One for you and one, two for me.
Wha' bitch?!
Thank goodness for "Chapter Selection"
Eh, well more for us!
Headbutt to the stomach equals K.O. I saw it.
Touchdown!
Go to sleep, bitch!

Best Lines

Edward - "Just because he was so selective about the journey, gives me a strong indication of where he might be."

Susan - "Why does he look at me that strange way? I don't like it."

Arthur - "That's enough, damn yousonofabitchgoddamnitbas..." Well, that's what it sounded like.

Edward - "Your brother is a complete neurotic."

Arthur - (Seductively to Edward) "Are you looking for this? It's wet, but it still works."
Edward - "Cookie?"

Edward - "Yakka naaiiii yabba"

Edward - "Maddi maddi! Maddi maddi!"

Edward - "You never forget the taste of human flesh!"

Edward - "I've completely changed. I'm no longer the same person."

Anytime anyone says anything about the Pooka tribe.

Final Verdict
This one's a definite watch or buy, depending on your tastes. It isn't anything you haven't already seen, but it does boast a groovin' soundtrack with a great *ha!* cast. Do I really need to mention Ursula, two women, and a bowl of oil again?
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