Sultry bombshell and former Bond girl Ursula Andress *grrr baby* and Stacy Keach(?!) star in another "we need an excuse to go and bother Cannibals" in the jungle film as an expedition is set to find Andress's husband supposedly missing in New Guinea during some, er, expedition.*cough* With the help of Keach and whoever else is in a 10 ft radius, what they find is more than they bar...ahh whatever, you know what happens!
8.5 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, 
Susan Stevenson - Ursula Andress
Professor Edward Foster - Stacy Keach (From Savannah, GA biotch!)
Manolo - Claudio Cassinelli
Arthur Weisser - Antonio Marsina
Father Moses - Franco Fantasia
Consul Burns - Lanfranco Spinola
Phil, the pilot - Carlo Longh
Sura - Luigina Rocchi
Directed by - Sergio Martino
Written by - Cesare Frugoni & Sergio Martino
First off lemme say that there are like 17282 aliases to this film like all the others, so if you're lookin' to see what else it's been named, look it up ya damn self. *thanks for reading! :)* Anywho, I decided to cop this joint and to be honest I wasn't expecting much. Man, was I wrong.
This movie completely caught me off guard. It is your typical run-of-the-mill cannibal flick, however, that isn't always a bad thing. The music was dead on awesome and the acting wasn't too shabby, either.*ha!* Plenty random chaos to be handed out to those lookin'. The gore is there, but again, nothing you haven't seen. I will also most certainly pay money to see Ursula get lathered up by two other nekkid ladies any day of the week. Yet, as with any of these flicks, there has to be that damn girl/guy skin quota so yeah there is man-stuff. *bleackth!*
Anyway, not giving away much because I don't like to for the great ones. However, there a couple of interesting plot twists. On that same note, I'm not paying to watch National Geographic ya pansy! Nor do care for the whole "Hey, let's see what happens when we feed a hawk to a couple of snakes! *teehee*" crap!. Other than that, this one's a keeper. Hat's off to ya, Mr. Martino
***Bit of trivia: Turns out Martino was completely against the useless animal violence and wanted no part of it. Unfortunately, those who hold the money, hold the power. Either way, Martino gets the "E" for awesome.
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First off lemme say that there are like 17282 aliases to this film like all the others, so if you' ...
Nudity- yes
Random Violence- yes
Awesome soundtrack!- yes
Random big ass alligator- yes
Random headbutt- yes
Mini Pooka!- yes
Uppercut- no
The Paparazzi are jackasses no matter where you are!
What the hell did he just say?!
Seriously, what the hell did he just say?!
Ha-doo-kin!
It's the Jackson 5!
The fuck IS that on his head?
Bungi!
Cheat on ya man, Ma, that's how you get ahizzead.
Ha-doo-kin!
What the fuck is that on all of their heads?!
I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddlin' kids!
One for you and one, two for me.
Wha' bitch?!
Thank goodness for "Chapter Selection"
Eh, well more for us!
Headbutt to the stomach equals K.O. I saw it.
Touchdown!
Go to sleep, bitch!
Edward - "Just because he was so selective about the journey, gives me a strong indication of where he might be."
Susan - "Why does he look at me that strange way? I don't like it."
Arthur - "That's enough, damn yousonofabitchgoddamnitbas..." Well, that's what it sounded like.
Edward - "Your brother is a complete neurotic."
Arthur - (Seductively to Edward) "Are you looking for this? It's wet, but it still works."
Edward - "Cookie?"
Edward - "Yakka naaiiii yabba"
Edward - "Maddi maddi! Maddi maddi!"
Edward - "You never forget the taste of human flesh!"
Edward - "I've completely changed. I'm no longer the same person."
Anytime anyone says anything about the Pooka tribe.
