Well, another "what happens when a crazy man breaks out" movie, only this time, you get a broadway quality *Ha!* show as a bonus.
Turns out a bunch of struggling people are trying to put on a stage production and are interrupted by, well you know. :) I guess it doesn't help everyone is locked in the theater and the madman has the key. If you can't piece the rest together than go home now.

Peter - David Brandon
Alicia - Barbara Cupisti
Danny - Robert Gligorov
Brett - Giovanni Lombardo Radice
Irving Wallace - Clain Parker
Corinne - Loredana Parrella
Mark - Martin Philips
Willy - James E.R. Sampson
Betty - Ulrike Schwerk
Laurel - Mary Sellers
Sybil - Jo Ann Smith

**The other 3534 people are dancers.**

Written by - George Eastman & Sheila Goldberg
Directed by - Michele Soavi

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Captain Cool - 7 out of 10

Harrr, me lasses! This one's a definite gem. I had no hope though as it takes foreverandadamnday to get going. When it does, though, Sovai doesn't disappoint. You get your well recognized cameraplay/atmosphere, along with a very unorthodox story and killer to match. (Yeah, that's his mask. Don't question it.) In case you don't know, 'roun hurr, that's not a bad thing. Sadly you don't get the usual hot european women fare.

However, fret not me hardies! For those of you hoping they hold back the red kool-aid, be ready to be disappointed. Sovai delivers ten-fold and damnit if it ain't great! Add a ridiculously bad stage-play and even better music, you won't lose. Good things will definitely come to those who wait.

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Random violence- yes
Pointless nudity- yes
Uppercut- no
Smokin' soundtrack- yes
Flying manniquins- yes
An "Owl" head?!- yes

Damn, she probably dresses in the dark.
What the hell is this, "Fame"? I though this was a "Horror" film?
Weeeee!
Wait. How'd she do that?
You call it erotic? I don't call it anything.
Is that Sting?
That's not in the script!
How convienent.
Who gives a fuck about the key! She's dying you idiots!
I'd cry too if I looked like her.
Screaming always helps. I saw it.
You have an ax! Use it!
Hadookin!
Sovai does kinda look like James Dean.
We get the idea, Willy! Sheesh!

Driver - "Hey baby you got the time? Aw, go to hell."

Peter - "A whore! You're supposed to be a whore! Is that too much too ask?!"

Brett - "Well look who's here. Where have you been?"
Alicia - "Was I called?"
Brett - "Every name in the book, honey."

Alicia - "Who was it then?"
Brett - "Probably that dirty les Ferrari."

Officer 1 - "Can you believe it? Spinach!"
Officer 2 - "You're too fat anyway."
Officer 1 - "That's pure muscle, boy."
Officer 2 - "You think you're Popeye."
Officer 1 - "Fuck Popeye."

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