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    Stuff, The (1985)
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Synopsis:

A mysterious substance is bubbling out of the ground. Obviously, the first thing anybody would do is taste it. Luckily for it's discoverer, it doesn't taste half bad. So, he decides to market it.
Soon, The Stuff is all over the country. A huge marketing blitz takes place; you really can't go anywhere without seeing it plastered all over the walls, vending machines, etc.
Unfortunately, for all the weight they lose, anyone who eats it becomes a Stuff-filled zombie, which often results in them developing a hinge on their jaw and spewing all their Stuff-ing (that was bad) out of their mouth.

David, mostly known as "Mo" because of a really stupid pun, is sent to investigate The Stuff by the Ice Cream Protection Assocation. Ok, I made that up. He is sent in by some ice cream companies to basically sabotage the operation, and possibly discover the secret formula. What he discovers is a WORLD OF DANGER! WITH ZERO CALORIES!
Also involved is a young boy named Jason, who realizes there is something wrong with The Stuff when he sees it move in the refridgerator. Escaping from his home, he runs into Mo outside his house (somehow?), and they escape to combat the tasty dessert, along with Nicole, a commercial director who originally was hired to make ads for The Stuff, but has since changed her mind; Col. Spears, a militant who happens to own a handful of radio stations in Atlanta; and Chocolate Chip Charlie, who disappears for most of the movie only to return for two minutes near the end to.....what? (*gasp*) Watch and see!

Cheeser Meter: 8.5 out of 10 (Based on 4 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1985
Copyright: 1985 New World Pictures
Tagline: Are you eating it...or is it eating you?
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Mo - Michael Moriarty
Nicole - Andrea Marcovicci
Chocolate Chip Charlie - Garrett Morris
Col. Spears - Paul Sorvino
Jason - Scott Bloom
Vickers - Danny Aiello
Fletcher - Patrick O'Neal

Director - Larry Cohen
Written by - Larry Cohen

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Smidlett - 8.5 out of 10

The Stuff. What can I say? It comes from the ground, causes mass craziness, and grows on it's own, ...

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Fox - 8 out of 10

Alright, more Atlanta! Coming from Phone Booth's writer Larry Cohen, this movie is just another exam ...

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Wolf Zombie - 8.5 out of 10

Man. This movie is great! Takes you straight back in to the 80s... now thats the Stuff. Full of com ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - no
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - no
Lots of blue screen - yes
Editing - no

Look For

Why does he get a little box around his name, and no one else?
Damn, run much kid?
Bazooka punch!
Oops, cameraman's shadow!
Extreme close-up!
80's commercial parody.
Yeah, he's REALLY in that trailer...
Random head explosion!
They killed themselves and turned into plaster?
What's with the Superman credits music?

Best Lines

Mo - "Oh, aaoooIIII, we could do that."

Mo - "Everybody has to eat shaving cream, once in a while."

Jason - "Do I have to put my hands up too? I mean, aren't you going to shake me down?"

Final Verdict
Buy it before it eats you alive!
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