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Synopsis:

A boy (who's 40-ish) and his father live on a farm. Any time women come over to the house, Billy apparently has problems and everyone dies.

When a group of young nubile women end up broken down on the side of the road, Billy takes them to the farm. His old man freaks out, and reminds him of times past when Billy was confronted with the presence of women.

That night, all the women are killed. The next morning, Billy's father shows him the carnage, and gives him money to go to town and see a show.

..............................................oh sorry, I was trying to convey what happens over the next HOUR. We get to see some stupid band, American Xpress, which apparently did all the stupid wa-wa music for this movie, and was obviously guaranteed a guest spot in lieu of payment. Then, Billy picks up Ms. Monotone Sherry; well, actually she takes him back to her house. Billy then invites her to the farm.

Will Sherry survive the visit? Just what is the deadly, dark, awful, hideous secret of the farm??

Cheeser Meter: 4.3 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1972
Copyright: 1972 Studio One
Tagline: Sexual Torture is the Ultimate Butchery!
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Billy - James Pickett
Paw - Charles Kissinger
Sherry - Sherry Steiner

Written and Directed by - William Girdler

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 4 out of 10

Awww man this one was set for greatness yet just tripped and fell flat on its face, THEN had the ner ...

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Fox - 4.5 out of 10

Why the hell did I watch the movie? The last five minutes outlines the entire plotline in every deta ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercuts - no
Editing - no
Balancing head - yes

Look For

Why is she putting on her shorts? They're the same size as her undies.
They're playing with toy boats?
Ok, get an asthma inhaler killer guy.
Did she run ... through him? He was in the door!
Decapitation scene...just watch it.
Extreme 10 minute long stair descension!
Yes, it's a lamp!
Extreme close-up!
Talking through a telepathic link?
She's looking at the camera! Stop!
Too much pink, hurting my eyes!!

Best Lines

Sherry - "You've got a big problem, haven't you?"

Billy - "Did I..."
Sherry - "No, I always sleep like this."

Sherry - "Would you like some breakfast?"
Billy - "No, I would like my pants though."

Becky - "Looks like it died and forgot to rot away."

Final Verdict
Rent it if you want, but be prepared to get mad (and take a nap) during the middle part where the movie forgets to DO anything.
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