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"Undertaker and His Pals, The" Boxart

Two restaurant owners, Spike and Doc (a former surgeon), and their pal the Undertaker (get the title now???) run a racket around town killing people, then selling them for food and charging outrageous prices for burials. Eventually they bumble their way into the paths of destiny! And into the fists of Harry! Or, more likely, the filmmaker ran out of money!
Either way, everybody dies...but no! At the end, everybody comes back! It was all just a big joke! Yay! Good thing the director did that, cause I thought it was real!! I was going to call the police!!!

Cheeser Meter: 4.0 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1967
Copyright: 1967 Eola Pictures
Tagline: A macabre story of two motorcycle-riding, knife-wielding, shiv-shaving, eye-gouging, arm-twisting, chain-lashing, scalpel-flashing, acid-throwing, gun-shooting, bone-breaking, pathological nuts and their pal the Undertaker...
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Fox who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.

Undertaker - Ray Dannis

*Everyone else is a grab bag. Nobody's name is given with their character!*

Warrene Ott
Rad Fulton
Marty Friedman
Sally Frei
Rick Cooper
etc. etc.

Directed and written by - T.L.P. Swicegood (yes, that's his name)

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew

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Fox - 4 out of 10

It's pretty obvious early on that this is flick is a black comedy, rather than a horror movie. A boy ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - no
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Editing - no
Seasonal rates - yes

Look For

Extreme point!
What kind of cat sounds are those?
Extreme point #2!
Pointless skateboard sequence?
Oh, quit looking at the damn camera.
Pointless pie sequence!
2 Hit Combo!
What the hell was the shot of the building for? Can we get an editor?
What the hell is Hambur-ger?
Ultra gold chain combo!
Shooting guns give you an orgasm. I saw it.
What happened to the color?
Stock footage stair climbing! How many floors are on this freaking building??

Best Lines

Harry - "You watch. Too much. Television."

Anne - "My friends call me Anne. You may call me Ms. Poultry."
Spike - "Poultry? As in barnyard? BockbockbockbockHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Anne - "It's not that funny."
Spike - "Ok, Chicken."

Anne - "This place would give me fifteen nightmares."

Delivery guy - "Why don't you order any meat? Just vegetables like lettuce, celery, onions, and ketchup."

Doc - "Why don't you get outta here, I'm s-s-s-studyin!"

Spike - "He shaved with a *honk honk*. (I don't get it either)

Undertaker - "Now all I need is a mas-"

Final Verdict if you want, not really worth too much in the end really.

Screen Shots:
Even he can't believe you are watching this movie
Title Screen
Chicken Lady dies
Pointless skating sequence
Hey! It's just a gag kids!

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