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"Van Nuys Blvd." Boxart
Synopsis:

Some kid from a small town gets mixed up in the cruisin' culture of sunny California. He finds drag racing, bikers, topless dancers, car smash-ups...
...and a gorilla, apparently.

Cheeser Meter: 3.8 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1979
Copyright: Crown International Pictures
Tagline: The Greatest Cruisin' in the Land Takes Place on the Street. Where it all Began...
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Wolf Zombie who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Bill Adler - Bobby
Cynthia Wood - Moon
Dennis Bowen - Greg
David Hayward - Chooch
Tara Strohmeier - Wanda
Dana Gladstone - Officer Zass
Melissa Prophet - Camille

Written & Directed by - William Sachs

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew

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Wolf Zombie - 2.5 out of 10

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Fox - 5 out of 10

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Check list

Random violence - no
Pointless nudity - yes
Uppercut - no
Plot - no
More pointless nudity - yes

Look For

Three things that go together - Big Macs, whipped cream, and sex.
Kiss != eating person's head.
Hey the gorilla!
Oh, it's just a damn girl in a costume. I'm way more disappointed than I should be.
EXTREME FUN PARK SEQUENCE
Man, they're not even trying to be in step here. And what the hell does this have to do with Van Nuys Blvd?
You're putting a little more than your trust in her, if you know what I mean.
Why is the sun rising in the West?
There's always time for Random Pig.
"Great driving?" He just drove straight really fast for 2 minutes!
No explosion on the van, but at $1 a gallon for gas they probably drained the tank.

Best Lines

Bobby - "Lucky door!"

Chooch - "Hey, nobody calls Chooch a creep...man..."
Cop - "Don't be a hero."

Camille - "You can't do anything without using your fists!"

Final Verdict
Best to cruise on by.
Trailer

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