Angela, being the loving (and freakin' hot!) sister that she is, takes the blame for the death of a drug dealer who was really murdered at the hands of her addict-ass brother, Sergio.
Angela is given 18 years in a women's prison and is immidiately thawrted with advances, some forceful, from just about everyone including the dirty, evil, wicked, smoki-I..I..I mean the mean, vile, corrupted "Head matron". Luckily for Angela, Dr. Cuna learns of the truth and does what he can to help her. Of course so does Capt. Bonafacio, and well, he just can't have that. So he's gotta take her out. Why? For shame!
So will Angela make it out of this "tempestous and devious" prison alive? Yeah, well she does. She ends up on the run in the jungle with some other inmates after a riot. So will Angela make it out of the "unforgiving and blazimg" tropics of Brazil alive? Well, yeah actually. You see Angela and some other escapees find themselves going to war (literally) with Capt. Bonafacio and his "all-star" wrecking team. So will Dr. Cuna find Angela in time to save her?
Don't look at us. We're still trying to figure out if "Sergio" is really Jared Leto...

Angela - Suzane Carvalho
Dr. Cuna -Henri Pagnoncelli
Capt. Bonifacio - Leonardo José
Rossana Ghessa
Gloria Cristal
Zeni Pereira
Marli Mendes
Silvia Carvalho
Adele Malheiros
Nedira Campos
Chris
Ibanez Filho
Breno Bonin
Gilson Moura
Adalberto Silva

Written and Directed by - Michele Massimo Tarantini

**Sorry, couldn't place the names of the characters with some of the actors/actresses.

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Captain Cool - 6 out of 10

Normally these kinds of films don't end up on this site. Every now and then, we do take a detour from all things "Horror" and throw a curveball at ya. The plot is a "smoke screen" people. Seriosuly, Brazilian women + prison? What did you think you were getting into?

You're gonna go into "sugar shock" from the copious amount of eye candy! Every flavor you can imagine is at your grasp. Cripes all Fridays if this one didn't pit me in rehab. Blood, sweat, skin, and all three together at times plus a seedy lesibian warden? 90 minutes of pure heaven people. In Brazil on top if that!!!

You also get a little bit of some random explosions and grade A action with even more pointless acting and random dialogue. Though don't let all of the above fool you. I wouldn't clammor for a purchase unless you can find it for near next to free. It does drag and I don't like "Wild America" mixed with my "gratuitous hot blooded Brazilian women in prison" films either!!! A great flim for a watch or two.

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Pointless nudity (hehehe, what do you think?) - yes
Random violence -yes
Uppercut -no
Viva Brazil! -yes

True story my ass!
Badly dubbed and terribly acted. Just the way we like it.
He heard you from all the way over there?
A bannana. How convienent.
Damn hurry up! Those whistles are annoying.
No shame. Just the way we like it.
Texas justice ain't got nothing on this!
Extreme closeup.
Is that Jared Leto?
Damn old people. They're all crazy.
That's a loud ass gulp.
Hadookin!
Clearly we watch this film for the advancements in filmaking.
More advances in the art of filmaking.
Some more advance in the art of...oh forget it, you're not buying that.

Denise - "You just call Denise. You tell me if anybody bothers you. I know you're gonna need somebody to protect you from that troublemaking dyke bitch over there."

Guard - "A frigging bitch is what you are."

Paula - "What does the Matron see in you? I'm built better than you. And I got hot blood in me. Look! I'm the one who knows how to please her! Want it?"

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