Derek is on his way home after a stint in the Army. Derke gets a job as driver. Gets job as driver for Moretti. Steal Moretti's wifon the run from Moretti after he finds ouframed by Moretsent to prison after found guilty for murder or Moretti's wiIn prison where Col. Burgess wants to test new 'bio-orgainic'(and somehow contagious) virus to use on prisoncreate legion of undead solstuff gets out of handprison placed on quarentine and only one who can figure out a vaccine is Tanya who used to work on the expirnow reporter for the newpointless topless sceNow it's a fight for survi against the zombWill they make it out alive?
*Yeah we're not sure where the other pieces to this "puzzle" are. Guess the editor earned his check with this one.*
Derek - Dennis Cole
Vic Moretti- Anthony Franciosa
Franco Moretti - Michael Pataki
Col. Burgess - John Saxon
Warden Hagen - Alex Courtney
Raker - Howard George
Franco Moretti - Michael Pataki
Dr. Chaney - Newell Tarrant
Tanya - Tane McClure
Jimmy - Dino Paskas
Genelle - Dana Lis Mason
Ron - Tom Boyle
Tony - Salvatore Richichi
Hector - Rickey
Augie - Frank Marino
John - Bill Brinsfield
Barclay - Macka Foley
Frankie - Frank Sarcinello Jr.
Jake - Dennis T. Mooney
Agent Crowley - Steven Barr
Writen by - Devin Frazer, William Selby, & Kate Wittcomb
Directed by - Nick Marino & John Saxon
I figure I would try and give my main man John Saxon his props considering his awesome work *sarcasm* with Cannibal Apocalypse. Nope.
I did try to get into this film. Problem is, this movie is so chopped, it's like playing a record with holes in it. I actually thought something was wrong with my player, but to my amazement, that's how great the editing was! The damn story itself dragged foreverandadamnday and given the *again* most wonderful editing job, I have yet to see how that is possible.
The "Zombies" were anything but and didn't even start 'eating' until the very end. Before that they were all superhuman crackheads who all drank 465 packs of Red Bull. The T&A was WAY pointless which is why I give some points. The fights were awesome and so was the, no wait, the ending was dum de dum dum. There was barely any gore, any "Zombie" and any "Death" which means I'm going to give this movie barely any points.
At least you'll always have "Enter the Dragon", Mr. Saxon.
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I figure I would try and give my main man John Saxon his props considering his awesome work *sarcas ...
Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Editing - no
Writing - no
Cheat on ya man Ma, that's how you get ahizzead.
Extreme paintball.
What blatant stereotypes?
GTA, bitches!
More extreme paintball.
It's never funny when you put up a fight.
The movie's so damn choppy the cop forgot to read him his rights! Sheesh!
Respect mah authoritah!
You're real tough with your tube top, huh?
Is that Will Ferrel?
Guess he pissed off the cameraman.
Okay, you're in pain...NOW!
What foreshadowing?!
Ummm a little help here please? My face is stuck.
Hadookin!
Extreme-prison-riot-cam!
Wait. I don't get it.
Black man has gone too far. You die now.
Oh, I see...He ran out too soon.
Ron - "Hey! If that Genelle broad comes back, what should I tell her?"
Derek - "I fought my last war."
Raker - "Save your spit. You're gonna need it in hell."
Adams - "Got no banannas heeere monkey ass. Keep walking."
Derek - "You should be taking him to the infirmary, Raker."
Raker - "What are you? The Red Cross? Now go beat your meat until it's your turn."
Hector - "Hey mamacita. I'm your date for the prom."
Donaldson - "What did you tell him?"
Col. Burgess - "We reminisced about old times. I guess I forgot to tell him about the virus."





