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Synopsis:

Derek is on his way home after a stint in the Army. Derke gets a job as driver. Gets job as driver for Moretti. Steal Moretti's wifon the run from Moretti after he finds ouframed by Moretsent to prison after found guilty for murder or Moretti's wiIn prison where Col. Burgess wants to test new 'bio-orgainic'(and somehow contagious) virus to use on prisoncreate legion of undead solstuff gets out of handprison placed on quarentine and only one who can figure out a vaccine is Tanya who used to work on the expirnow reporter for the newpointless topless sceNow it's a fight for survi against the zombWill they make it out alive?


*Yeah we're not sure where the other pieces to this "puzzle" are. Guess the editor earned his check with this one.*

Cheeser Meter: 3.5 out of 10 (Based on 1 ratings, rate this movie)
Year: 1987
Copyright: 1987 Double Helix Films
Tagline: n/a
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Who Picked This Movie?
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
Cast

Derek - Dennis Cole
Vic Moretti- Anthony Franciosa
Franco Moretti - Michael Pataki
Col. Burgess - John Saxon
Warden Hagen - Alex Courtney
Raker - Howard George
Franco Moretti - Michael Pataki
Dr. Chaney - Newell Tarrant
Tanya - Tane McClure
Jimmy - Dino Paskas
Genelle - Dana Lis Mason
Ron - Tom Boyle
Tony - Salvatore Richichi
Hector - Rickey
Augie - Frank Marino
John - Bill Brinsfield
Barclay - Macka Foley
Frankie - Frank Sarcinello Jr.
Jake - Dennis T. Mooney
Agent Crowley - Steven Barr


Writen by - Devin Frazer, William Selby, & Kate Wittcomb

Directed by - Nick Marino & John Saxon

Reviews from the Cheesy Movie Night Crew
Captain Cool - 3.5 out of 10

I figure I would try and give my main man John Saxon his props considering his awesome work *sarcas ...

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Check list

Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Uppercut - no
Editing - no
Writing - no

Look For

Cheat on ya man Ma, that's how you get ahizzead.
Extreme paintball.
What blatant stereotypes?
GTA, bitches!
More extreme paintball.
It's never funny when you put up a fight.
The movie's so damn choppy the cop forgot to read him his rights! Sheesh!
Respect mah authoritah!
You're real tough with your tube top, huh?
Is that Will Ferrel?
Guess he pissed off the cameraman.
Okay, you're in pain...NOW!
What foreshadowing?!
Ummm a little help here please? My face is stuck.
Hadookin!
Extreme-prison-riot-cam!
Wait. I don't get it.
Black man has gone too far. You die now.
Oh, I see...He ran out too soon.

Best Lines

Ron - "Hey! If that Genelle broad comes back, what should I tell her?"
Derek - "I fought my last war."

Raker - "Save your spit. You're gonna need it in hell."

Adams - "Got no banannas heeere monkey ass. Keep walking."

Derek - "You should be taking him to the infirmary, Raker."
Raker - "What are you? The Red Cross? Now go beat your meat until it's your turn."

Hector - "Hey mamacita. I'm your date for the prom."

Donaldson - "What did you tell him?"
Col. Burgess - "We reminisced about old times. I guess I forgot to tell him about the virus."

Final Verdict
If by "Zombie Death House" you mean "Crap Movie Dumb" then we have a winner!!!
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