Synopsis:
The tale of a group of German WWII soldiers murdered by villagers and dumped into the lake. They come back to life and all hell breaks loose and then they go back to the lake, then they come back again.
Year:
1981
Copyright:
1981 Eurocine
Tagline:
I doubt you would care if there was one
It was Captain Cool who gave us the pleasure of viewing this gem.
The Mayor - Howard Vernon
German Soldier - Pierre-Marie Escourrou
Helena - Anouchka
Morane - Antonio Mayans
Chanac - Youri Radionow
Katya - Gilda Arancio
Stiltz - Jean Rollin
Directed by - Jean Rollin
Written by - Julián Esteban & Jesus Franco
Captain Cool - 2.5 out of 10
You won't have to worry about hating this movie because you'll fall asleep through it anyway. So I guess there is no need to mention the fact the underwater sequences were filmed at Sea World and that the "Zombies" look as if they were, painted?! Any of you looking for the red stuff, well if you consider crunching blood capsules, spitting all over your victim's neck, and smearing it over with your face violence, then by all means. Hell they even manage to make a "love" scene terribly boring! The skin in this film is well received, but no skin is worth the torment of this grabage. The last 10 minutes turns into a mannaquin burning frenzy, not that it matters because you won't know what the hell kinda movie you're watching anyway. Should've turned into a "burn everyone associated with this film frenzy".
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Wolf Zombie - 2.5 out of 10
Wow, so nothing really does happen in this movie. Very good to have 8 or 16X fast forward on the dvd player ;).
So, you might like this one if you like watching naked girls in the water from underneath, or naked girls running through town, or naked girls, or groups of naked girls, or... You get the picture.
Other than the above the movie is BORING!!! And who exactly swims through the lilly pads when you are at a lake, especially when there is open water around? The only other thing I have to add is, WHY DON'T BUS LOADS OF YOUNG FEMALES GET NAKED LIKE THAT WHEN I GO TO THE LAKE!?!?!
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Pointless nudity- Yes
Weak ass random violence - Yes
Uppercut- No
Bangin' opening music- Yes
Jean Rollin's name is J.A. Laser in the American version. Ha!
Are they in a lake or at Sea World?
I'm just gonna keep these for uhhh...Yoink!
People always leave their dead on the doorstep.
Token?!
Hurry up. Let's go. Hurry the fuck up!
Coobraa!
Did the movie turn off?
People kiss like that. I saw it.
What did she say?
Rubble Rubble!
Damn, you could have told us that like 5 hours ago.
*La La La La LaLa!*
Fun with capsules
Basket P.F.I.Z, indeed!
Zombies have marshmallow filling?
Great, interpretive dance zombie fighting.
Villager - "In the morning, if she isn't back, I'll go see the Mayor."
Mayor - "If she doesn't turn up by tomorrow, I'll call the police."
Villager - "There it is, just ring the doorbell and walk right it"
Mayor (immediately after)- "What do you mean barging in this way?"
Pink Shirt Guy - "He's always been a good guy...whaddawedooo?"
Detective - "Let's split. Shit, let's get away from this heap of hicks."
Villager - "I know two kids saw them, that's a fact."
Detective - "What's a fact?"
Mayor - "Nothing can make them return to dust. Nothing but the Apocalypse."
Crap. Just repeat: Franco...Franco...Franco...
2.5 out of 10 (Based on 2 ratings, 
