First one of the New Year! I didn't do one last week because...well, you saw, I'm sure. I'm not going to say the name of the movie that came out last week in hopes it fades from my memory. I had the misfortune of screening it and just now stopped crying.

Speaking of screenings, I'm seeing The Orphanage tonight, which is finally getting a wider release this Friday. I'll try and get a review up tomorrow so you know what to expect.

Also ejecting onto the big screen is Uwe Boll's next mega-masterpiece In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale: The Longest Title Ever: Guaranteed to Fail. Seriously. It's 18 hours of suck. Uwe is our generation's Jess Franco, sans the naked women...and the one good movie. He just sucks.